9/02/10 DAY! Let's Celebrate! Yay Us! So Dumb!

In honor of this day that is only relevant because of a 1990's era show about slutty teenagers that I was never able to watch because my parents had morals and raised their children with love and spankings, I felt it was only appropriate to showcase some of my favorite images from from another show with the same title, only more recent, more melodramatic, and with much less Tori Spelling.

The new 90210 is a show that is perfect in every way. A show that just can't be real for many reasons, yet is completely and undeniably something that continues to be on television it's on The CW. And for that, I love it. I truly love it. I love it so much I want to marry it. Because that is what you do when you love things that much. Unless you're gay of course. Awkward ZING on all the homosexuals out there! Whaaaa?

Without further taboo, won't you please take a moment and enjoy some of 90210's... stuff:

PICTURE PERFECT: "Need Help?"

As seen today at work by a coworker of mine. Not only is the sign misleading, as there is no one there to ask for help, but the obvious and bigger problem at large is - the sign says "Ask me." yet there are TWO chairs there. "Ask us!" is more like it... GAWWWWWSHHHHUUUUHHH...


Thanks coworker.



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WANT

Actual working prototype of the Back to the Future shoes?! And with cool LED lights in the tongue?! And the ability to allow me never to have to tie my own shoes ever again my single least favorite part of wearing shoes?! These shoes are made of angel dreams and Otter Pops. If these really become a thing, and they just might, I may think about giving up on my lifelong personal ban of wearing shoes that don't fasten with velcro or slip on.

Now if someone could just work on inventing pantsless pants. I don't really know what those are, but hot darn-it do I hate wearing pants.


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LAZERS!

Good morning!


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LIVEBLOG: THE 62ND PRIMETIME EMMY AWARDS

So, these are happening tonight. Hosted by Jimmy Fallon and giving awards out to all of our favorite shows - 30 Rock, Mad Men, and some others. New comers like Glee and Modern Family are other heavy favorites this year and though they aren't going to win because Jeremy Piven and Two and a Half Men already called dibs on those awards. So... welcome to the club. This club is for losers.

Anyway, this thing is gonna start off at 8:00 PM Eastern Time and will go until I fall asleep from a Kraft Mac & Cheese and cheap wine coma or... it ends. Since it's never going to end, you can bet I'll be passing out. See you soon!





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C-C-C-Cold Hearted... GRRRRRREAT!

Dear friendships,

Let me tell you a brief story. The first song that I can ever remember hearing on the radio was Paula Abdul's Cold Hearted. I can remember sitting in the back of my parent's grey Ford Aerostar, along with my younger brother and sister, singing along to the pop-tune as if I knew what all the words in the song meant. I still do not know what all the words in the song mean.

As my parents were fairly young when they had me, they were still pretty tuned into the world of pop culture during the greatest decade to ever pass and thus listening to a Paula Abdul song at the time was pretty common place in my family.

As such, this song holds a very special place in my heart and has become something of a legend in my family. Cold Hearted forever lives as the first time I was fully enveloped in the loving, ridiculous, and often times a bit special arms of pop culture. And because of that, I owe this song a lot.

Now, I present you a new version by some chick named Kat Graham whoever that is that may or may not be a cast member on Vampire Diaries whatever that is. I can say that as far as remakes of my favorite songs of all time go, I give this one my blessing whatever that means and have already got it on my iPod.




I hope you enjoy it as well. It's everything a remake of a deliciously 80s awesomeness should be. Now, I'm going to go call my mom and ask her what my parents did with our old van, find a Cold Hearted cassette in Paula's trash you know she's burning through those like it's her Idol contract and seeing if I can fit in a super unsafe child's car-seat from the 80s. Meeeeeemories.

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GLAMOR ALERT: Prince Poppycock

Prince Poppycock as seen performing Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody on last night's episode of America's Got Talent. GU-LAM-MOOOORE!


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MY HOME STATE PRESENTS: Buckeye Bed Intruder!

When an internet sensation happens, it's usually pretty THE NEXT BREATH that there are copycats out and about trying to ride the 15-minute fame wave back to the nearest blog beach in hopes for a viral surf. BEACH THEMES! It's the end of summer.

Just youtube anything that you've ever seen on the internet and you will find someidiotone copying whatever it is that you've searched for. It's like anti-survival of the worstest.

Rarely though, do you find a copy cat news story. First, there was Antoine Dodson and everything famous that he brought about. And then, an Ohio news station ran a story about another bed intruder out of Canton!

Though definitely not nearly as flamboyantly... ... ... protective... ... ... as Antoine "And Hide Your Husbands" Dodson, you can definitely hear a nice groove coming from the reporter and this Salon Selectives Model above! Kyra Zemlanski is the victims' neighbor and she sure had some great advice, "I probably would run as fast as I could and call 9-1-1." That's fast.

Even more hidja kids, hidja wife, hidja kids, hidja wife, hidja kids, hidja wife about this story though, is just who this bed intruder is and what he did while intruding! Check out the video and some more I was attacked by some idiot in the projects after the jump!

Things I Don't Want to Be Near: Fire Tornadoes

Alternate Title: Things I Thought Only Happened When I Played RPGs. No, but seriously. What is this? How in the Gandalf-the-Grey-Hell did this happen? I know nature does some pretty funky stuff now and again but this! This is like catching a glimpse of Mother Nature's fire crotch she's a brunette right now, but no one ever dyes the carpets when she steps out of God's shower.

I'm not even sure how this happens, even though it's completely explained how it happens in the short video of the hell tower after the break. It happened in Brazil, which is South of the border - so my 'fire crotch' statement still stands that barely makes sense! and hopefully Em-Naytch keeps her legs closed from now on.

ANIMALS ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE: Baby Horse Plays With Giant Green Ball

Sometimes, there is too much. And then there's just too much. That too much is happening in the video above. This little horsey is just like my dog playing with a ball in the yard! Just exactly like my dog! Minus the constant fear I had while watching that his spindly little knobbed knees were gonna crankle in all the worst possible ways every time he jumped at the ball. Those legs! They must be so fragile. Like a toothpick/styrofoam model of a molecule.

[via buzzfeed]




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