She Keeps Giving Us More

Britney Spears Gimme More single that was leaked out yesterday is back again. This time in remix form.

Two things.

1.) How does this freaking song have a remix already!? It was just LEAKED out yesterday. Come on...

2.) This next version is actually a little more easy to listen to. It features T.I., who gives the song a little more meat and potatoes. Brit still sounds like a robotic cat though.

Tom Cruise Feels Responsible

Tom Cruise told People about his new movie Valkyrie, in which he has been criticized for his Scientology beliefs.

First off, who cares. He believes in a science-fiction book that a crazy man wrote and then celebrities decided to jump on boared the "religious" fan fiction that had formed around it. How is that going to affect his portayel of a historical figure.

Secondly, WHY ARE FAMOUS PEOPLE DRAWN TO SCIENTOLOGY?!?! DO THEY LIKE GIVING UP THEIR MONIES?!

Thirdly, the Cruiser said:

"I want to think positive and concentrate on the film," the actor says in the magazine. "I carry a great responsibility to the Germans, for whom a man like [Colonel Claus Graf Schenk von] Stauffenberg means so much."

Awesome. That's some nice PR there Mr. Cruise. Make them feel sorry for you because you are grateful to be playing such an important figure. Clever girl...

Best Night Ever Thursday, August 30th!

While you were listening to another one of Britney Spears newly leaked songs all night while crying yourself to sleep over how much she makes, Mindy Raf was having the best night ever!

HUGE BITCH ALERT

Guess who is a gigantic mega bitch. It comes as no surprise, but Kimora Lee Simmons, the not-really-a-celebrity-but-we'll-pretend-anyways ex-wife of Russell Simmons. She was a guest on a popular show today and was a complete diva.

Not only did she show up waaaay late, but she also demanded 2 dressing rooms. WTF? She's not ever famous. After the crew of the show gave her the freaking one large room instead, she freaked out, left and demanded she needed more space. After a ridic amount of time, and after her "people" tried to take over the dressing room of a family because the were just "civilians" and Kimwhora was a "celebrity," they settled the issue by moving a piece of furniture out of the room.

Next up on the bitch list is that as she was finally getting ready to come out to be on the show, she yelled that "she couldn't go out looking like that" because her damn cuticles weren't good enough. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Someone had to run out and get cuticle pusher things, which turned out NOT to be good enough for her.

But, there was a tiny little light at the end of the bitch tunnel. As the crew went into the green room to pick up, the room was covered in nasty, nappy black hair. The sources says it might be seen on Ebay soon...

It's Here, Gimme More

Britney Spears new single has finally been leaked to the crude, white penis drawing gossip mongerer Perez Hilton. I'm not gonna lie - it has potential. Not quite as catchy as her previous pop/dance beats that took over the world when she was less ridic and crazy. Head on over to his site and give it a listen.

If she pulls off a comeback I will give her credit. That's one heck of a career ressurection. If she nails this rumored VMA performance, plus this single, she could be well on her way.

Best Night Ever Wednesday, August 29th!

Goooooood morning! Happy day after hump day! We're almost through the week, aren't you excited? Well if you woke up a Grouchy Gertrude, take a break and watch Shea Hess from Best Week Ever give you a recap of last night's television love.


Oh man, I can't wait for the weekend...

Best Night Ever Tuesday, August 28th!

I woke up today and just wanted to stay in bed. I was so freaking comfortable. (Un)Luckily, Max Silvestri is here from Best Week Ever to wake me up and slap me with the highlights of last night's TV shows.

Ugly, Ugly Furniture.

Two people I've never heard of have made a mood ring into a piece of hideous furniture. Yeah, that's right, that ridiculous shape actually changes color with body heat. The only amusing thing about this thing is the name of it. It's called the "Swamp Collection" which I feel is a perfect title considering there is no other furniture out there that will display every ones' swamp ass any better.

This is Gonna Be Great!

Its' happening. It's really happening. Britney Spears is making her "comeback." According to Entertainment Weekly, the troubled celebutard's new song could be hitting as "soon as next week."

"A source who's heard the single says it's called 'Gimme More,' an up-tempo club cut produced by Timbaland protégé Nate 'Danjahandz' Hills (Justin Timberlake, T.I.). 'Gimme More' was also reported as the name of the music video that Spears was spotted shooting in July."

Oh god, her 60's widow/hooker/funeral video?

AND GET THIS: SOMEONE THINKS IT'S GOOD!

"People are going to love [the new single]," raved the source.

Honestly, this will be the greatest comeback of the century, even more so than that one by that one sports team that was way down or something else I don't know anything about...

Video Love

Because today is incredibly slow in the world of celebrities, I've been devoid of entertainment of work for the majority of the day causing me to work more (which makes me a Grouchy Greg).

So, instead of working for a while, I decided to look up old 80's music videos. What a hoot that is, I tell you what. Lucky for me (and not so much for my friend Gabi) I found this little diddy.



My favorite part is Pete Burns, the lead singer, now performs the song like this.

Such as Nice Cover

I told you I saw her on the Today Show...

Best Night Ever for Monday August 27th!

It's that time of the day again! Whoohoo. Kristy Webb is here to not only recap last night's TV highlights, but also to give us her best interpretation such as Miss South Carolina (who I might add was on the Today Show this morning to try and redeem herself). Enjoy!

What the Crap?

***WARNING***

The following picture is of a terrifying robotic woman bent on destroying all of the good things on earth, like Cap'n Crunch, the Wii, and Disco Fries.

Also, I don't know why I keep posting scary pictures and vidz right before I go to bed!! I'm gonna get me some nightmares!




Anyway, behold a promo pic for ANTM Cycle 9!

Today's Recap

Since I was a bit busy at work today, I couldn't tend to the craziness that happened today in the world of celebrities. Lucky for you, I'm tired, ready for bed, and in that kind of loopy stage. So, I will quickly be recapping today's big events in a rather tasteless fashion.

-First off, Hulk Hogan's son Nick destroyed an incredibly expensive car and nearly killed a friend and himself while trying to be cool. Granted, if this guy was my dad, I'd have masculinity issues too.
-Owen Wilson, the less talented of the the Wilson brothers, tried to kill himself. Though, if this was one of my next movies, I might be thinking the same thing.
-Michael Vick is sorry about killing puppies. You know what I'm not sorry about, his loss of a career.
-Prince must have ate one of those mushrooms from Alice in Wonderland
-Jake Gyllenhaal is having a baby with another man that is not Heath Ledger and also not a cowboy.
-I know at least one of the 1/5 of American's that can't locate the United States on a map!
-28 Days Later finally happened.
-And finally, what would a day be if it wasn't filled with the inhuman actions of Britney Spears, doing what she does best, sucking at life and being a terrible mother.

As a gift from me to you, I give you this. The most terrifying thing that you will ever witness in your life. Elijah Wood decided to show up on some Nick Jr. show and become the scariest person alive. I hope the "Puppemaster" comes to you while you're sleeping tonight.

John From Californication?

It's a Monday night during the summer! That means it's time for Weeds, my new favorite Monday night show until the fall hits. As usual, the half hour show delivered with it's witty writing and stunning characters (minus U-Turn, ugh).

Showtime, being like any intelligent network, has placed a new show to follow its hit show in the 10:30pm time spot in hopes to keep viewer retention for the fledgling show. This show is non other than David Duchovny's return to television, Californication.

Now, I was quite excited about this show. I mean it's David Duchovny! He is a very talented actor. In Californication, he plays a washed up writer who lost control of his life after his hit book was made into a hit movie (that completely destroyed the integrity of the book. It starred TomKat). He's also a sex addict. What more could you ask for in a TV series.

Unfortunately, aside from Duchovny's biting, sarcastic quips, and the occasional over the top scene (at one point Duchovny's character gets high with a woman, has sex with her on his ex-girlfriend's bed, only to have her and her new boyfriend discover them while Duchovny throws up on an expensive painting he knocked off the wall), the show falls flat. Duchovny whines and moans about how he wants his girlfriend back (and the mother of his pre-teen daughter) but does nothing to try to win them back. He just continues to romp around with boob-tacular females. Nothing new ever happens - a syndrome I like to refer to as John From Cincinnati-itis. I mean honestly, did anything ever happen in that show.

Hopefully, the show turns around, as after this last episode, there was a glimmer of hope good ol' Fox Mulder would keep the show alive.

Finally, Something Worth Reading About Entourage

I know tons of people are all about how incredibly awesome the show Entourage is. I am not one of them. A lot of my friends simply love the show. I can see the appeal, but it's just not my cup of tea. To be honest, I hate all the characters. All of them. Except for Jeremy Piven, but not enough for me to like the show.

Luckily, I found someone to describe why the show is terrible better than I can. Read this article and you will understand.

Or if you're lazy, read my favorite parts below.

On why the plots blow:

It's a show made by Hollywood insiders for Hollywood insiders (and hipsters who dare to dream of such lofty social heights). As a result, we get a muddled, wannabe satire that often shares the shortcomings it tries so hard to send up. There seems to be no point of view, no perspective on the Hollywood way of life

And also:

This is a show that quietly thumbs its nose at fame, fame-seekers, and social climbers and yet will go out of its way to validate its existence through extensive cameos, name-dropping, and movie lingo. Like the insecure cool kid we all know and love, Entourage never shies away from mentioning an industry name or a local fixture (glitzy supermarket Gelson's, for example). The producers will claim this is merely for authenticity, but it only feels like masturbatory self-awareness.

I know the article is over a year old, but it still drives home the point (especially after hearing this season is one of the worst of the lot).

Best Night Ever Sunday, August 26th!

Yay! Another Monday morning to wake up to and head off to work. What more could you ask for? The weekends just aren't short enough. While you are all grabbing your third cup of coffee before, here's Michael Cyril Creighton from Best Week Ever and his take on last night's TV shows that were having the Best Night Ever!

Metroid Prime 3

Here's the commercial for Metroid Prime 3, Nintendo's third and final game in the Prime series.



I know that a lot of you probably could care less, but I'm in love with this game and I wanted to share it with you all. It is being released tomorrow (Monday the 26th) for the Wii. Once I finally get paid again, this will be one of my first purchaces.

Flooding Back Home

As many of you know, I'm originally from Ohio. And I', sure you all know of the terrible flooding that has happened in Ohio. I'm from right around the area where it was hit the hardest. Findlay, OH was one of the most terribly hit places in Ohio.

If you have a few minutest to kill, here's a slide show created by someone from Findlay detailing the flooding in the area. My thoughts and prayers go out to all of the people that have been affected by this disaster.

[Thanks also to my mom for emailing me the slide show]

Friends are Friends Forever.

So, last night I was going to stay in and do nothing, well either play video games or sleep, since I have no cash monies what so ever. Well, my ever so beautiful friends, Jenna, Kate, and Mazzgab came over and convinced me to go to the bar.

It was a great time. All of my friends bought me drinks, I didn't have to pay for a thing! They are very, very good people. I don't know what I would do here without them.

I also got to talk to my classy friend Janelle from back in the Ohio earlier in the night. I don't think I've seen her in over a year. I miss her lots.

And finally, I got drunkybear calls from Christina and Andy, also back in the OH. Can't stand it not being around them!

Basically, this post was just to thank all of my friends for being such great people. You all rocks me socks.

Sorry About the Lack!

Sorry about not posting much today. It was my first day at a new job!!! I'm currently working for LynchPin Productions for a show entitled Big Ideas for a Small Planet. It's quite a bit of fun!

As much fun as I had at Engaged & Underage, this subject matter is about 1000 times more interesting and meaningful.

Luckily though, I'm working with some awesome people from E&U so I can't wait until the season progresses.

Best Night Ever Thursday, August 23rd!

Morning y'all! The adorable Kristy Webb of Best Week Ever has an awesome recap of Thursday night's television lineup. So cuddle up all cozy with your compy and pour yourself that big bowl of Honeycomb and enjoy!

Amy Gets Ugly *UPDATE*

Amy Winehouse got into a ridiculous fight with her husband during a crazy drug fueled fight on Thursday morning.

The fight in the early hours of yesterday left 23-year-old Miss Winehouse with blood staining her pink ballet shoes and the knees of her jeans.


Purple bruises could be seen on the side of her neck and her knuckles were swollen.

But her 24-year-old husband appeared to have come off a lot worse - with cuts and scratches on both cheeks and around his neck

Yikes, she's a little scrapper. Hope she doesn't end up killing someone.

*UPDATE*
Perez apprently texted her this morning and Amy responded with this...

“Blake is the best man in the world. We would never ever harm each other. Take back what you said on the blog. I thought you was my girl. I was cutting myself after he found me in our room about to do drugs with a call girl and rightly said I wasn’t good enough for him. I lost it and he saved my life.”

I guess it's good to know that he saved her? What an effed up story

Brad Pitt as Jesse James

Here's the trailer for Brad Pitt's new movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (a little long on the title there, geez).



It may be because I just watched Mr. and Mrs. Smith for about the 4th time since I've not had a job to go to (Brad and Angie are just so dreamy), but I'm really digging this movie. Maybe I just need a new Brad Pitt fix though...

ABSOLUTELY AWESOME

This is why NBC is the greatest television network in all the world. Variety reports that the peacock network is bringing back one of the greatest shows to ever grace the small screen during the early 90's, American Gladiators. Yes, that's right, the show that pitted amateur athletes against monster's of muscle, strength, and endurance with names like Laser, Nitro, Lace, and Ice is coming back!

Show will follow eight gladiators -- four men and four women -- as they take on contestants both male and female. This time, in a new wrinkle, the players will be given the opportunity to train for their match -- and viewers will be given a glimpse of their personalities prior to the actual competish.

I cannot tell you how excited I am about this. My brother, sister, and I would watch this all the time when we were all kids. My brother and I would even rent the Super Nintendo game and compete against each other (though it was pretty hard and we usually got beat by the gladiators). This is gonna be awesome.

Got Milk Indeed

Best Night Ever Wednesday, August 22nd!

Okay, I'm not gonna lie, I didn't watch a single one of these shows last night, but that doesn't mean these clips aren't hilarious. The ever beautiful Shea Hess from Best Week Ever will bring everyone up to date with the shows that hit the airwaves last night. Enjoy!

Under the Sea...

The first official photo of Ariel from the Broadway production of The Little Mermaid is out.



All I can say is, TEAM PUMPED FOR THIS ONE!

Britney's New Music

And it finally happened. Perez got a hold of one of Britney's songs. You can actually tell this one is her. It's a ballad and she seems to really be singing.

Click here for the article and scroll down to get a listen.

All I can say is at least we don't have to see her dancing in her current state. As much as I'd love to see her in the above picture grinding all over people in a skimpy outfit, I think I'd rather hold my lunch down more.

Bye Bye Britney

Well, it looks like the train wreck has finally left the country. Multiple sources are reporting that Britney Spears fled the country and is in Europe somewhere.

First Perez.

Then OK! Magazine.

And finally Star

Hope it doesn't turn into the movie Hostel...

Britney Still Blowing It

Dear Britney Spears,

Stop being a crazy bitch. Quit making irrational, stupid decisions. You had a chance to work with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. Yeah, those are the two people that are currently making ridiculous hits for various stars ranging from Madonna to 50 Cent. You on the other hand are going on and getting piss ass drunk every night, not taking care of your children, and coming back with people like Criss Angel. Yeah, he's the no talent freak that does "magic". Get your act together before you burn the last bridge that's still supplying you with money, your record label.

Love always,

Matthew

Best Night Ever for Tuesday August 21st

Here is today's edition of BNE. With us to recap the funnies of lastnight's TV wonders is Michael Mattera. Enjoy!

Oh Mr. Murray

Billy Murray was busted in Sweden last week for a D.U.I. At 3:29am he was discovered driving a golf cart around the center of the city. Drunk.

That's hilarious. This is why Bill Murray is awesome.

Save the Cheerleader...

For all you creepers out there that stalk young celebrities until they come of age and then hunt them down to get your jollies - Claire Bennet, aka Hayden Panettiere, turns 18 today! For your enjoyment, here she is on Letterman last night.


She is one of my favorite characters on NBC's hugely successful show Heroes .

In other Heroes news, Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars fame has signed on to do a multiple episode story arc. *SPOILER ALERT* She has ties to Claire and H.R.G. as well as having something to do with Peter's alleged death. It is not known whether she will be good or bad.

Heroes season one hits stores on August 28th to gear up for the premiere of the second season starting on September 24th.

Best Night Ever for Monday, August 20th!

Monday night TV whooo! I know that it's still summer and the major networks are on their respective cruises, camping trips, summer camps, and various other vacations. Luckily for us, the cable networks are still pumping out the hits. So, for your enjoyment, Brian Faas is here from Best Week Ever to give you a recap of some of the highlights from Monday's night of cable love.



As a side note, Weeds is my new favorite show. Mary-Louise Parker is hot.

Best Night Ever for Sunday, August 19th!

Did you miss your Sunday night TV last night? Well have no fear, Mindy Raf of Best Week Ever is here to give you the best clips from last nights best television shows, including Big Love, Flight of the Conchords and more. So make sure you're Wifi connection is still going strong while you poop with your laptop, because here we go...

Flying Back Next Season

Variety is reporting that HBO's hit summer music infused comedy show, Flight of the Conchords, has been picked up for another season. The show will likely return at it's 10:30 timeslot where it has gained an impressive following.

Other HBO shows that will be returning next season are Entourage which will be back for a fifth season. For some reason, lots of people think it's some great show. I personally can't really stand any of the characters and think watching people argue and talk on cell phones for a half an hour really gets old. But who am I to judge.

Also coming back is Big Love, starring Bill Paxton as the head of 3 households in the polygamist centered drama. I gotta catch up on this one!

Mario Hates Me

In case you haven't heard, Nintendo's latest game console, the Wii, is taking over the world. Still. Over 6 months after its release. It continues to sell out all over the world as soon as shipments come in to various retailers. It has caught up to the Xbox360 (which has been out nearly 2 years) in sales and continues to trounce the PS3.

Anywho, onto my main topic. Late last month, Mario Strikers Charged was released for the Wii. It's basically a soccer game, pumped up with steroids with the Mario Universe thrown in for good measure. In other words, it's kick ass. Don't believe me, watch the opening for the game...



The game boasts four player action, Wifi online play, tons of captains and sidekicks to choose from, and a fairly extensive (and rather hard) tournament mode for the single player.

This is the first "sports" game I have ever bought and I just can't get enough. It is incredibly addicting and trying to make it onto the online leaderboard only makes it worse. If you own a Wii, this is a must have. If you don't own a Wii, you are missing out on awesome. Click here for a review of the game.

Movies Making Money

Here are this week's box office top ten. Superbad, which was expected to make in the $24 million range, did much better than that and took the top spot this weekend. Which it should have. I mean come on, have you seen it?!

1. Superbad - 31,100,000
2. Rush Hour 3 - $21,830,000
3. The Bourne Ultimatum - $18,986,000
4. The Simpsons Movie - $6,675,000
5. The Invasion - $6,000,000
6. Stardust - $5,244,000
7. Hairspray - $4,270,000
8. Underdog - $3,613,000
9. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - $3,540,000
10. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry - $3,500,000

Rush Hour 3 fell to second place (hopefully proving this lagging franchise should die), while Chuck and Larry continues to hang on, now considerably over the $100 million mark. Who watches this garbage!?!?

Bourne Ultimatum and Superbad

This last week/end, my roommate Dan and I went to see The Bourne Ultimatum (starring the handsom Matt Damon) and Superbad (starring the hilarious duo Michael Cera and Jonah Hill).

Bourne was simply awesome. The trilogy of action movies came to an excellent close with this one. There is one huge surprise that really makes you feel bad for one of the other characters. I obviously won't give anything away, but damn, this person knew the whole time?

As for Superbad, this really is the funniest movie I have seen this summer. It's the story of two high school best friends that try to make the most of what time they have left before they head off to seperate colleges. Hilarity ensues. Here's the trailer in case you are still on the fence.



Now, I'm warning you, this is pretty much a "boys club" comedy. Ladies, you'll find it funny, but there are penis jokes a plenty!

Best Night Ever August 16th!!

Did you happen to miss last night's season finale of So You Think You Can Dance? Well have no fear! Kit Williams from Best Week Ever is here to fill you in on all the best moments in last night's TV funness.

Momma Mia!

TMZ has obtained a picture of Salma Hayek, who is still INCREDIBLY pregnant. HUGELY, GROTESQUELY pregnant. Now, obviously she's put on some weight, she's carrying a baby - it's normal.

But look at those bodacious tata's! Holy crap. I've never seen anything like that before... that wasn't implanted in there surgically. I'm gonna petition those to be added to the 7 Wonders of the World list.

I Love Cyborgs

As many of you know, I was home in Ohio for a little while. It was a wonderfully refreshing trip. While I was home, my good friends Natalie, Annika and I went to see the Lindsay Lohan cinematic masterpiece I Know Who Killed Me. If you are unfamiliar with the film, here's the trailer.

Now, if you didn't quite get what the movie was about through the trailer, here's a nice little plot summary from IMDB.

An idyllic small town is rocked when Aubrey Fleming (Lindsay Lohan), a bright and promising young woman, is abducted and tortured by a sadistic serial killer. When she manages to escape, the traumatized girl who regains consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real Aubrey Fleming is still in mortal danger. Written by David Alves

Now, for all of you doubters out there that do not think this is a quality movie, I say NAY to you! This movie is genius. Absolute genius. For one thing, the movie keeps you guessing the entire time until about the last 17 minutes, upon when Lilo's character figures out what's going on by typing something into Ask.com (what a novel idea!). The seemingly ridiculous plot is all tied up by the internet. Thanks Al Gore!

The real clincher to the film though, the "most awesome" reason you have to see I Know Who Killed Me, is because of Lindsay Lohan's robotic hand. Yes, that's right, La Lohan gets a robotic hand during the course of the film. SHE'S A CYBORG! Why would she need a robotic hand you ask? You'll have to see it to find out!

Oh Tobias...

Best Week Ever found this little clip of Tobias Fünke's greatest moments from Arrested Development. If you haven't seen this show before, you are honestly missing out on pure television gold. All 3 seasons are out on DVD. Get them.

Big Surprise There...

As many of you know, Amy Winehouse had a drug overdose the other day, canceled some shows, said she was fine and then went to rehab. Well, she's out.

Now who would have though that the woman that made this song about making fun rehab:

Wouldn't take rehab seriously! That's just ludicrous. I find it insulting that someone even approached her to go get help. She obviously has everything under control.

HBO, Thank You So Much.

VH1's Best Week Ever puts it best.

Man I hated that show.

FINALLY! *updated* *updated again!*

Just what we've all wanted! Super F-lister Heidi Montag of The Hills "fame" showed up on Ryan Seacrest's morning show to drop her new single Body Language.

You can listen to the kickin' jam that Montag claims is of the dance and urban-style (because the spoiled, rich, white girl knows a lot about that type of music) right here.

Dear MTV,

Stop making annoying people famous.

Love,
Matthew


**UPDATE**

I just found out that the guy rapping in the song is actually Spencer Pratt, her ridiculous fiance that gave her a shitty, fake, engagement ring.


**UPDATE #2**

Apparently, no one was supposed to hear it. Heidi is quite angry that Ryan played it and an insider claims:

“The record company leaked the track,” an insider reveals. “Spencer and Heidi were just having fun in the studio and working on songs. That was not meant to be released. Spencer would never rap on Heidi’s first single.”

Oh what a whore.

Best Night Ever August 15th!!

Oh lordy, lordy. In case you missed last night's TV moments, tune into todays Best Night Ever with the lovely Shea Hess. She's got a great recap of a few oldies but goodies and a goody but baddy (I'll give you a hint, it's NASCAR related). So anyway, enjoy another round of BNE!

Cliffs Notes: Britney Spears

Now time for the big one ladies and gents. Britney Spears has pretty much been on a rampage these last few weeks, not only with herself, but also her kids, her family, her nannies, and K-Fed. Basically, the crazy train left the station months ago and it is never, ever coming back.

After her divorce was finalized and some crazy judge split custody 50/50, she sold her Malibu mansion that she shared with Fed-ex for just under $12 million.

Oh, so things must have been looking up for the fallen poptart. Awww, shucks y'all, that's not true!

Britney, instead of riding the high note, beats it down (literally). Her bodyguard attacked a photog while the Britster yelled:

“I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!”

It's because she's so classy that she does things like this. This also isn't the first time Britney has had an altercation with the paparazzi. Those eyes! They haunt me!

Luckily though, Britney isn't the type of girl to let that get her down, oh no! Instead of worry about that, what does she do? She moves on with her life... by going out clubbing of course! Sucking them lollies!

Oh oh, but then there's news that Britney will be on the new cover of Allure magazine! Excellent, she's pulling herself back together. Again, completely wrong. An insider tells Pereztle:

“Just like she did with OK! magazine, Britney got crazy with Allure and left the shoot without doing an interview,” an insider tells us. “She then refused to reschedule later.”

What is going on in this head of hers?


And then she did this.

But, again, there's a glimmer of hope. After months of managing herself (and we see how great a job she's been doing) Britney finally hired a manager. It's someone that was recently fired by another popstar. Jeff Kwatinez, who Kelly Clarkson fired was hired by Spears to hopefully get her back on track.

Wow, finally some good news! She's finally getting it together. -WRONG-

CUSTODY BATTLE (imagine the Mortal Kombat theme song playing here)

K-Fed (sadly as the more responsible parent) files for more custody.

Then Us magazine had this to say about the crazy.

Then "cousin" Alli Simswho was once an assistant to Britney, but then they had a falling out, but then they got back together recently, got served papers from Team K-Fed in an attempt to get her to talk about Britney's terrible parenting skills.

Then rumors surface that it's just about the $$$.

Next, Team K-Fed goes after another Brit assistant. Shannon Funk, a short lived assistant was hit with papers as she landed at Long Beach Airport.

And finally, today was the worst news yet. Last night B-Spears was spotted with one of the most annoying pseudo-celebrities out there. Criss Angel. Two S's, is that even necessary?

Ooh Baby it's a Cover, Cover...

This just makes me laugh. Below is a video of Mandy Moore covering Rihanna's super smash summer hit Umbrella. Now, I will be the first to admit it, I really like Miss Moore. Unless she's acting, in which case I generally do not like her or the movie (sans Saved! because that movie his hilar). But, question here is, what is Mandy doing covering this song? Granted, she does a kick ass job, but that's because she has real talent. Doe she really need someone to notice that she still sings by doing this? Hmmm, I've been missing her like candy.

Best Night Ever...August 15th!!!

Hello, hello and good day to you all. In case you missed the wonderfulness that was television last night, Krisy Webb from Best Week Ever is here to give us a little recap on the best shows from last night. ENJOY!

It's Been a While!

Well well well. How's everyone been? Sorry about the extreme lack of postings over the last week+. I took a little vaca back to the home country (Ohio) and visited the fam and friends. It was excellent.

Now I'm back in the Jerz and getting ready to hopefully take on another job. I'll keep you posted on that as it happens.

In the meantime, I'm going to bed now. Be up bright and early to bring you a recap of everything you may have missed while I was gone.