In Case You Missed It...

Here is the real Dunder Mifflin commercial (the Michael Scott director's cut) that the people of The Office made on last night's episode.

This is awesome.

Best Night Ever Thursday October 25th!

GOOD MORNING! It's Friday. Awesome! For me, that means two of my friends from back home are flying out to the Big Apple to visit! Team Pumped. For the rest of you, that probably means you are scrambling around for last minute All Hallows Eve costumes.

Suckers.

Anyway, I hope you watched last night TV strictly on NBC. I'm dead serious. It's light years ahead of the other networks in terms of quality. Grey's is coded last season. Deal with it. Comedy Night Done Right is where it's at.

Best Week Ever's Max Silvestri has the moments from last night's TV, so enjoy (notice how most are from NBC??)

Best Night Ever Wednesday October 24th!

Well, it's a cold rainy morning and for some reason I love it. It's nice to have a chilly fall rain. Yeah, you can call me crazy - it definitely would not be the first time that I've heard it - but I still like it.

I missed Bionic Woman last night because I was hanging out with a fun friend and her new puppy. It was a good time.

Luckily, Shea Hess has last night's best moments and Bionic Woman is one of them. So enjoy.

Screaming Banshee E*Cards

Oh Hallmark. Just when I think I've realized that it will be another 40 years before I start buying cards you make, you go and make E*Cards that make me laugh.


Hallmark's website has a series of cards about a crudely drawn banshee that goes on various, everyday activities - like a date, a birthday party, etc. - yet is screaming the whole time.

I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!

Best Night Ever Tuesday October 23rd!

Good mornin' y'all! It's Hump Day, which is always a pleasant feeling. Hopefully everyone is enjoying their morning and that your Hump Day flies by.

Also, good luck to my friend Brian on his interviews today.

Alright, now it's time for what my mornings are all about... Best Night Ever! Michael Mattera is here from Best Week Ever with Tuesday night's TV!

The Office Convention!

Yeah, You read that correctly. Some of the crew from Best Week Ever is heading off to Scranton, PA this weekend for The Office Convention. Same idea as a Comicon or a Star Trek Convention, but with people dressing up in slacks, jackets, and cute skirts deemed "work-attire".

In anticipation, they've created a little teaser trailer of the event. Check it out below.



If my friends from back home weren't coming this weekend, I would so be there.

Big Surpsise

Guess who hit another paparazzi with her car.

Here's your hints:

-She recently got lip injections

-She has had a tumultuous year including a divorce, hard partying, rehab(s), and losing/regaining custody of her children.

-She recently ran over a photogs foot.

I know this is a hard one, but come on, you can do it.

Final hint:

She recently released this classy video:

Spice Up Your Day

As we all know, the Spice Girls are going on a reunion tour fairly soon and to kick it all off, they released their new single, which has one of the dumbest titles ever. Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). Now, I can't really fault them because they are the Spice Girls and they gave rise to the word zigzig-ah! So making crappy song titles/words is like second nature to them.



The song's kinda -eh- but I'm sure it will be a ridiculous hit. I mean, who doesn't remembers If You Wanna Be My Lover

In Case You Missed It...

Marie Osmond passed out on live television last night right after her performance on Dancing With the Star



Not gonna lie, it was kind of hilar. Luckily she was fine right after the commercial break. She said it happens sometimes. The judges gave no pity points though, 21 out of 30. SLAM

Best Night Ever Monday October 22!

Push it, pu push it real good! That song has been in my head all morning, thought I'd share with you. Hope everyone enjoyed their Monday night! I know I did (now that Heroes has finally decided to start getting exciting)

Anyway, Brian Faas, all the way from Best Week Ever, has recapped last night's TV's best moments. This ones a good one! Watch and enjoy.

Best Night Ever Sunday October 21st!

Good morning! The start of another wonderful week. It's fall, global warming has made the temperatures much warmer than normal and Malibu is on fire causing all the celebrities in the area to peace out and let their homes burn. So, we all have a lot to look forward to!

At least Michael Cyril Creighton, of Best Week Ever, has recapped the best of the best from TV last night. So enjoy.

DUMBLEDORE IS GAY

You read that correctly. Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was gay. Last night, J.K. Rowling herself, outed the beloved head master of Hogwarts as a homosexual.

She was asked by one young fan whether Dumbledore finds "true love."

"Dumbledore is gay," the author responded to gasps and applause.

She then explained that Dumbledore was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, whom he defeated long ago in a battle between good and bad wizards. "Falling in love can blind us to an extent," Rowling said of Dumbledore's feelings, adding that Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down."

Dumbledore's love, she observed, was his "great tragedy."

I've read all those books and never once did I put two and two together. I'm not good at reading though so that would probably explain that. Apparently there have been rumors of this for years. Boy was I out of the loop.

I can't believe he liked Grindelwald! Oh the twisted web J.K. weaves...

EXCLUSIVE: Perez is Disgusting

I debated on whether to call this "exclusive" or not because I'm pretty sure that it's something anyone can gather just by looking at Perez, but I've got some information about Perez Hilton (aka: Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr.) and I can't wait to share it.


This comes from an awesome source and is, I think, one of my favorite things I've read about the "pseudo-celebrity". Back in the day, Perez Hilton used to live in New York City where he did whatever it is that he did back then. Well, my source says that Perez was a slob and left the apartment that he shared with a roommate a disgusting mess.

He would leave food and garbage all strewn around the apartment for days. Sometimes he would just pick up and head to L.A. and leave his nasty food and crap all over to the point where there would be bugs crawling around in it. SICK.

Now, I can understand being lazy, heck I'm lazy. But there's a threshold. I mean, especially sharing a space with someone. That's just rude and obnoxious. The sad thing is, this doesn't come as a surprise from someone that out's gay celebrities.

Saturday, What a Day!

Well, now that the ridiculous storms have passed our area, I can go outside again without the fear of being blown down the street. Now it's actually really nice out and I'm team pumped to go run some errands.

In the meantime, I've got a few exciting stories to tell in the world of Hollywood.

To start off, the always pleasant Britney Spears. Yep, she's still crazy. But at least this isn't really about anything crazy she's done. The commercial for her new album, Blackout, has hit YouTube and it's a little over the top.



They say things like "the new songs that everybody's talking about" and "the new album the world has been waiting for". Now, these statements may be true, but I'm not entirely sure that everyone has been talking about them in a positive light.

I will say though, that I hope the album does well. Why you ask? Why would I want this trash to perpetuate her awful lifestyle? Well, maybe, just maybe if it does well, she will get over this "OMG DO Y'ALL STILL LIKE ME," attention-whoring stage. Because it was never like this before she met K-Fed and then as soon as the divorce happened she went nutzo. Maybe if she can prove to herself that she's still relevant (for other reasons than showing her vag all over the internet) then she'll calm the eff down.

Holy Crap They're Real!

Why didn't anyone tell me that Transformers were real and walking among us!?



This is terrible. How are we ever going to have sex in cars again?! It would just be too awkward.

Move Over Rubik's Cube

Now we have the Fentix Cube! It has LED's on all sides, features multi-touch capabilities and motion sensing like the Wii controller. What a crazy toy!



I would really think this thing is cool and even want one if I wasn't basically inept at solving the Rubik's Cube already. Maybe some of you smarties out there could do this thing but I'm gonna stick to solving the mazes on the back of cereal boxes. Those things are difficult too, even after my roommates already solved them...

Britney Attacks TMZ

Last night Britney was leaving a parking lot and ran over one of the camera men from TMZ. Surprisingly, she didn't just hit and run. Hahaha, get it?

No? Fine.

Instead she looked really surprised, covered her newly, semi-inflated, possibly injected lips, and then drove off once the guy seemed okay. He went to the emergency room and everything was thankfully. Celebrity Babylon has the video.

Best Night Ever Thursday October 18th!

Hey hey hey, it's Friday! I know none of you can actually see me, but just be aware I was doing a little jig as I typed that. I'm a loser and I'm okay with that.

At the very least, this means that you don't have to work tomorrow, unless of course you are employed at a job where you do have to work tomorrow, which in that case, your life sucks.

It also means that Max Sivelstri, from Best Week Ever, has recapped the best and funniest parts from television last night. Enjoy it while you can Saturday worker.

Get Over Yourself

Honestly, spare me.

Lollerz of the Day

Because you can never have enough of models falling into obvious holes in the runway...



And that was your lol moment of the day.

Britney Loses Children

No she didn't misplace them, though I wouldn't put it past her. Britney Spears' visitation rights have been revoked because she's basically brain dead. I'm serious. She didn't follow the court's orders, so K-Fed's lawyer went in and submitted a petition for her rights to be taken away.

The order reads, "Petitioner's (Britney's) visitation with the minor children is suspended pending Petitioner's compliance with the court orders."

Brit's next shot at getting the kids is October 26, when she's been ordered back to court.

Obvs you would guess that she failed a drug test. I mean, she's out all the time, what else would it be. Well, it was something much, much more stupid.

We've learned Brit did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests, and that is what triggered Commish Gordon's action.

Ellen's At It Again

Ellen DeGeneres was pleading to get Iggy back to her hairdresser's daughter, Ruby, on her show yesterday...again.



She will also plead for Iggy to be returned again on her show today (which was taped yesterday). She said this will be the final time she does it. She also asked for her viewers to stop sending death threats to Mutts & Moms, the agency that took back Iggy, who had to file a police report from all of the threats.

This is getting old. The damn dog was already given to another family that follows the rules of pet adoption. I understand that Ellen feels like an awful Indian Giver (which she should), but come on! Move on with your life. If you feel so bad, buy the poor little Ruby a new dog, top of the line. I do give her credit for using her celeb power to run the little agency into the ground. Way to smash the little people trying to give abandoned dogs a home. Nice job Ellen!

Best Night Ever Wednesday October 18th!

Well, I couldn't watch any television last night because I went out with my coworkers after work and had a jolly good time. It's nice to hang out with people outside of the office and just relax and have fun.

But, I hope the rest of you were able to watch some of the exciting shows last night like Kid Nation or America's Next Top Model. If not, Shea Hess from Best Week Ever has kindly recapped the best moments from last night's TV shows!

Best Week Ever Visits the Cat Show

Michelle Collins of Best Week Ever went and watched/explored/adventured to the Cat Show at Madison Square Garden this past Sunday and graciously documented the experience in a wonderful post for all to read.

I'm telling you right now, this post is hilarious. If you are in a work environment that is against laughter or fun (like a concentration camp, Hell, or the DMV) then do not click over to the site. It will cause laughter, tears, and an all around good mood.

If you were anywhere else, please follow this link: CAT SHOW!!!!!!!111one1!! and enjoy one of the funniest things I have ever read.

Who wants to go with me next year, I'm planning the trip now.

Stephen Colbert is Running for President

Colbert Nation for serious? Stephen Colbert is running for president. Last night on his show the Colbert Report, while promoting his new book I Am American and So Are You, he announced that he would be seeking the presidential position. This came just minutes after he almost, kind of, nearly announced it on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, but deamed it not a prestigious enough show.



Here's the video of his announcement.



What do you think of this?!

Ellen Crying; Liar Cries Pet Agency

In case you haven't been paying attention to anything on the news recently, a pet agency made Ellen DeGeneres cry. Literally, it was on every news channel last night and this morning. To make a long story short, Ellen adopted a dog (she loves animals), but it didn't get along with her cats so she gave the cute puppy to her hair dresser and her two little daughters. Ellen new they would be great owners, but the Pet Agency said NO! Apparently, Ellen signed a contract that stated if she couldn't keep the dog, the agency would take it back. And she didn't tell them that she gave the dog away. So, the agency came, took the dog away, and broke the hearts of two little girls. Ellen was all but hysterical on her show yesterday talking about it. It's almost uncomfortable to watch.



Well, according to Page Six, the Mutts & Moms agency is calling Ellen a liar, liar, pants on fire.

"Ellen's lying... She is using her power and her access to the media to destroy this agency in the media. This is a woman who has signed many seven-figure contracts. She knows what she signed."

Also, apparently after the Ellen's show broadcast, the agency started getting threats from viewers. One fan left the threatened,

"You slimeball bitches are not worthy of living. How dare you make Ellen cry. Give Iggy back!"

Ellen will plead again today for the agency to give the dog back.

Personally, I think this is hilar. Ellen. Ellen DeGeneres was brought to tears over this. She's such a chipper girl, dancing and having fun and she was brought to tears over a puppy. It must be bad if she's crying her eyes out over it. But, really, if she signed the papers, she signed the damn papers. Having angry fans burn down the agency won't really help matters. Unless Ellen's ultimate goal is a massive puppy fire.

Best Night Ever Tuesday October 16th!

Hump Day! We're basically half way done with the week! Who's team pumped? Me for one because I love Wednesday's for Bionic Woman! And because we get a recap of the best parts of Tuesday night's television (that I missed because I went grocery shopping). So sit back with your Hump Day breakfast/coffee/alcohol and enjoy Kristy Webb of Best Week Ever!

My Worst Fear

Okay, I'm going to be honest with all of you. I have two (2) major, body crippling, blackout inducing fears. One of them is the flesh eating bacteria. Yeah, the bacteria you get that slowly and painfully devours your flesh as you hope and pray the open, pus gushing wound is scooped (literally, scooped like ice cream) free of the drug resistant germs. The other fear I refuse to tell you. Why? Because I don't want to.

Why did I tell you this ask? To warn you of the dangers of the new super staph infection. It's drug resistant!!!

In recent years, the resistant germ has become more common in hospitals and it has been spreading through prisons, gyms and locker rooms, and in poor urban neighborhoods.

The new study offers the broadest look yet at the pervasiveness of the most severe infections caused by the bug, called methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA. These bacteria can be carried by healthy people, living on their skin or in their noses.
Dodging superbugs

Good hygiene is the best way to avoid infection from a potentially dangerous drug-resistant germ called methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, or MRSA.

An invasive form of the disease is being blamed for the death Monday of a 17-year-old Virginia high school senior. Doctors said the germ had spread to his kidneys, liver, lungs and muscles around his heart.

Well, that pretty much means I'm paranoid now. I know that it's really not that big of an issue if I am remotely cleanly, but WHAT IF?! I would probably just die at the sight of a giant open flesh wound on my arm that got bigger by the hour. I'm getting nauseas just thinking about it. Wash your hands people!

Nintendo = $$$

As if you didn't already know, Nintendo is making a lot of money. I mean a lot of money. The Wii as well as the DS have been selling extremely well since their respective launches. Both have continuously outsold their competitors on a weekly basis.

Well, because of this, Nintendo's stock is basically through the roof. It's quickly becoming one of the most valuable companies in Japan.

It's also now the third most valuable company in Japan, behind only Toyota and Mitsubishi.

The "Super Mario" maker's stock price has tripled in the past year thanks to explosive sales around the world for its Wii and DS gaming consoles, as well as the accompanying software, much of it made by Nintendo itself.

Investors sent the stock soaring another 5.3% on Monday to $608. At that price Nintendo's market cap is higher than that of Time Warner or Disney and twice that of Sony, with whose PlayStation biz it competes directly.

But while all those congloms are active in numerous spaces, from movies to online to electronics, Nintendo makes all of its revenue from videogame hardware and software.

This is maddening! The best part is that there are some amazing games coming out in the next few months that only mean more systems sold. Don't you wish you would have bought stocks back in the GameCube era?

Britney Booked!

Britney Spears booked herself last night for her September hit-and-run charges.

LAPD told us "at approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting and collection of information. Britney was at all time cooperative in the process. She was there approximately 45 minutes." We're also told she was never put in a holding cell, and she was polite and courteous to the officers. We're also told cops offered her the back entrance -- but she declined, opting to go in the front door. Fox News 11 caught Brit on her way in and out of the jail.

She was looking mighty classy in a black mini-skirt and a black leather jacket.

Before she turned herself in, Britney drove around Malibu in her whorendous pink wig, got some Starbucks, stopped at a gas station, and once again blew off dancer audidtions (though people did still get to audition. They were taped for her to "watch' later).

In case you forgot what the hit and run was like, you can check that out below.


NOTE: I can not WAIT for this mugshot.

UPDATE: Britney's booking papers say she's 125 lbs. Riiiiiiiiight. This thing is not 125 pounds.

Best Night Ever Monday October 15th

It's Tuesday! That means we all made it safely through Monday without injuring ourselves or anyone else in a fit of rage because it was another Monday morning. Hopefully, you were also able to catch last night's TV shows because well, it's television and you should always be watching it! Always. Always.

If not though, Brian Faas, from Best Week Ever is ready to recap the best moments from last night. Watch.

Happy Hour Round Up

It's been a rather slow day in Hollywoodland. With Paris being reformed, Nicole being preggers, Britney under drug tests, and Lohan all rehabed, the world of celebs seems to have calmed. There are a few fun things though.

-Ellen, through an act of kindness, smashed the beautiful love that a little girl shares with a new puppy.
-Sometimes I don't understand the point that Sean Penn is trying to get across. If there is even a point.
-Apparently, Time has run out of things to do articles on. This is the most interesting person they could find? For shame.
-Save the cheerleader, save the children.
-Kim Kardashian apparently has two new shows coming out. One being her E! reality show. The other is a remake.

Britney's Unbe-weave-able

Britney was out this weekend doing her usual. Starbucks and gas stations. There really is no news there other than she keeps wearing those uggo cowboy boots and her weave is really starting to creep me out.



Honestly. Is she really going out in public like this? Really? Really? There's like 4 different colors of (fake) hair in there. If she's making so much money, why can't she afford to get hair that actually looks like it belongs there. The sparse bits of fur on my dogs ass look better than that.

Gimme Gimme Shoes

There have been many video mash ups before, but I think this is quickly becoming my favorite. So, for your enjoyment, here is Britney v. Kelly.

Britney Needs You to Dance With Her

I hope everyone in the L.A. area is gearing up for some good ol' fashion foot stomping, hip gyrating, booty shaking auditions! That's right, Britney is holding open auditions for her new video and tour.

I personally think this would be an amazing opportunity for anyone looking to make it big as a dancer. I mean if you get chosen, you're going to dancing on stage or on TV with Britney Spears. Did you see the VMA's? Those dancers were amazing compared to her. You'd be the highlight of the whole show, even if you aren't that great of a dancer. It's kind of like being a cage fighter champion if all your opponents were babies or puppies.

Perez Makes a Funny

I don't normally like reading Perez all that much because he's an idiot. But, he does do 2 things really well. One is that he updates on new stories like no other and his "Separated at Birth" postings are hilar and usually pretty spot on.

For example, everyone's favorite annoying British singer. No not Amy or Lily, the other one.

Best Night Ever Sunday October 15th!

What up my homeslices? And I apologize for typing that. Anyway, it's another Monday and if you're anywhere near me it was a beautiful, crisp fall morning. Boy do I love it! And since it's Monday, that means it's time for recapping the highlights of Sunday's television awesomeness. So, Micheal Cyril Creighton from Best Week Ever has us covered!

SNL Digital Short Andy Punches!!

Thank you NBC for putting this little guy up on YouTube. Like I said a few posts before while I was watching SNL, the Digital Short for this week was AWESOME! The ending is my favorite part...hahaha. Kudos to Andy Samberg and the rest of SNL, you guys and gals are great!

Crazy Commercials

I'm pretty sure that this is my new favorite commercial on television. I love when companies use celebrities to sell something, but I love it even more when they are used tastefully and cleverly. Watch this Macy's commercial with Martha Stewart and Usher. It's just funny to see them interact, haha.

SNL

The Digital Short for SNL was just on and it was simply Andy Samberg running around punching people right before they eat something and then doing a small victory dance afterwards. HILAR! The ending was great!

Hopefully I can find the video to post.

T.I. Pulls in the Alphabet Task Force

Rapper T.I. was arrested in Atlanta a few hours ago after a search warrent was issued for his home. No details have been revealed other than that he is still in custody and that about every crime task force was present at the time.

The agencies at the scene of the Federal search warrant include: The ATF, U.S. Marshalls: Fugitive Task Force, Fulton County SWAT, Fulton County PD, Dekalb County PD, and the ATF/Atlanta PD Violent Crime Impact Team.

I don't even know what some of those are, so I can only assume that he is a terrorist. What other reason would they need so many organizations? I bet Jack Bauer and CTU were also there and Jack was screaming, "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR" the whole time.

Now This Is Classic

I think this is my new favorite picture. So funny.

Lames-ville

Are you even trying anymore Hollywood? Honestly? You can't be. I hate you.

Best Night Ever Thursday October 11th!

Happy Friday y'all! As Britney was being a bitch on the witness stand, everyone else was enjoying some great TV! Luckily for those that missed it, Best Week Ever is here to recap the better moments from some great shows! So, if you're on the east coast, put on your wellies and get your umbrella before you watch the Best Night Ever!

The Glory of YouTube

There are few things in this world I cherish more than YouTube. It has the ability to help us relive past childhood cartoon openings to showcasing the stupidity (often with hilarious results) of random people around the world. In this case, it's even better than that.

Here is Stacy Hedger, proudly displaying her trumpet playing and fanciful dancing abilities in her most sequined out leotard that money in the 80's could buy. She might not play one note on pitch, but gosh darn it, she sure does dance. I dare you to get up on stage in front of hundreds of people and be able to pull off those moves. Double dog dare.

Guess Who Decided to Show Up?

Britney Spears actually did go to court today. 5 hours later than when the hearing started. Better late than never? After about an hour, she was out of there looking rather upset.

The surprising news though, is that BS got some love from the judge. He granted her one night of sleepover time a week (under monitored supervision by a court appointed person). Apparently though, this was only after a meeting between Brit and K-Fed's lawyers.

A court spokesman said today was the result of a compromise between the two sides -- Brit wanted more, K-Fed didn't want her to have any overnights.

K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said after the hearing that he met with Brit's lawyers during the lunch hour. The attorneys told the court that they all agreed to "slightly increase" Brit's visitation. In other words, K-Fed agreed to give Brit a break, and a chance.

I can't believe this really happened. I wonder what kind of argument Brit's lawyer put forth to convince K-Fed's lawyer to actually go along with this? It's pretty ridic either way. Hopefully she'll take this tiny chance to do some good. Maybe stay in for the night and spend that time with her children instead of flashing her ninny-haha in front of all the paparazzi and acting like a brain dead walrus.

NOTE: The above picture is rumored to be the cover for her new album Blackout. How old are we guessing that pic is?

Did I Win?

I'll give you one guess as to what the judge ruled on giving Britney (who didn't even show up to court) overnight visitation rights with her two boys.

I'm Tired Y'all!

Much to the surprise of absolutely no one, Britney did not show up to the court hearing today which was an attempt to get overnight visitations with her kiddos. Did you actually think she was going to? Are we even sure that she wanted to do this and that she wasn't put up to this by her lawyers?

She's probably laying in bed in some hotel covered in cheetos and starbucks with her dog London licking her vag. Hey, a dog's gotta eat! (yeah, I just said that)

Gittin' Me Sum Baybies

Well, I stayed true to my word in not posting more about Britney Spears yesterday. So, today I'm only gonna post about her!!! No, I'm just kidding. I think I would rather bite my testicles off than write about her all day. I need me some change ups!

Still, a few notable things have developed in the Britney vs. K-Fed vs. Children vs. Taco Bell vs. McDonald's saga. First off, last night Britney and her lawyer decided that she wants to have "overnight" visitation rights with her kiddos. They are going to court today at 8:30am (her time) to ask for them. And she might even show up to court!

TMZ has learned Britney Spears plans to go to court today with her lawyers to ask the judge to expand her visitation rights to overnight visits with her kids. We're told Spears was urged by her lawyers to attend the hearing, scheduled for 8:30 AM in downtown Los Angeles.

I'm not entirely sure why she wants her kids back considering that she seemed relieved when she lost them, but whatevs. She probably wants someone around as a foot stool or a rack for her uggo boots.

She also apparently visited her mother again wearing a flamingo.



And finally, K-Fed's lawyer issued a statement saying that Britney has no respect for the law. Obvs! Have you ever seen her!?

“The fact that a party, one week after a full court hearing, attempts to change the orders of the court, in the absence of an emergency or without any new facts, suggests a continued lack of respect and understanding for what an order of the court actually means.”

[source]

Best Night Ever Wednesday October 10th!

You know what's awesome. When you wake up in the morning and the power goes out. Boo! At first I had thought someone blew a fuse in our apartment. WRONG! Thankfully, my roommate Kurt is a volunteer at the Rescue Squad so he turned on his trusty radio to find out what was the matter. Apparently, a dump truck drove into a power pole a few blocks away - thus knocking out all power in the surrounding neighborhoods. Thanks dumbass!

Anyway, enough of my complaining, time for Shea Hess to give us the best moments of last night's TV shows. Enjoy!



Best Week Ever


ALSO: I would just like to say that this is my 500th post! Isn't that crazy!?

Lollerz of the Day

I love Best Week Ever. I really do. They post some of the funniest and most entertaining things on their site. Today, they posted a video of a commercial in the UK for Cadbury Chocolate featuring Phil Collins and a Gorilla. Creative genius? I agree. You can check it out here.


After watching it, I found this version with Total Eclipse of the Heart that I just can't stop watching. Bonnie Tyler, how I love you.

More Britney Stuff

Hopefully these three Britney stories will be the last I have to report on her today. Though, as much as I hate posting about her, I'm still incredibly obsessed with it all. And I'm even starting to believe that she will make a comeback. I know, I can't really imagine how it's possible either, but hey, the bitch sure knows how to stay in the news.

Anyway, a few interesting tidbits have popped up about Britney, her family, and her future.

-First, The Sun is reporting that sources are telling them that Britney's new, ironically titled album Blackout is dropping a little earlier than expected. October 29th to be exact.

An unofficial source at her label told me: “The demand for Britney’s new album has taken everyone by surprise. People are desperate to get their hands on it.

“Executives at the label decided to give people what they want, so they opted to get it on the shelves as soon as they possibly could.”

This doesn't surprise me really. Her songs are constantly being "leaked" and Gimme More is at the top of the digital download charts and still in the top ten of the Billboard Hot 100. Last time I checked iTunes it was also the most downloaded video. I wonder how well this album will do compared to her previous releases?

-Secondly, there is a secret, raunchier version of the Gimme More video floating out there on the interwebz that features basically the same video, except towards the end, Britney completely takes her top off and is flopping her dirty pillows around for all to see. It looks like she has a Lil Kim inspired nipple painting to keep her nippos hidden though. You can watch the video below.

-And thricely, The Sun is also reporting that Britney's dad (who isn't really in her life) is incredibly worried about the state of his daughter and her two boys.

A source close to Jamie - who Britney refuses to speak to after accusing him of cashing in on her fame - said: “He is consulting lawyers about the best way to help Britney.

"He feels they need to stage an intervention to get her into rehab or some kind of therapy.

“He is worried she is going to harm herself or the boys.

I hope this isn't turning into another "Michael Lohan" event. That would just blow.

Here's the naughty version of Gimme More. Be warned, the video quality is awful. And by awful I mean it was taped off of a television by someone standing there recording it with what seems like a 4 megapixel camera.

Michael Jackson Has Lupus

Michael Jackson rumors are more ridiculous than anything about Britney Spears. Granted he's on a whole other plane of crazy, but still. According to FOX News, he has Lupus.

Abusive Britney

I'm pretty sure that this is my favorite story/rumor that I've ever heard. Britney allegedly used to beat K-Fed when they were together. How ridiculous is that?! I can only imagine how the conversation leading up to that goes...

BS: I need me sum cheeto's, and I need me sum now! K-Fed! Go get me sum a thems cheeto's from the gas station and make sure they be thems crunchy kind. I hate the poofy ones.

KF: Um, Britney, I'm playing with the boys right now, can't you send any one of the multiple people we have working for us to get them? Or the paparazzi that are working for you?

BS: Dijou just back talk ta me? Ain't I payin' fer all yer junk? Ain't you livin' here fer free?!

KF: Well, yeah but we are married and have two little boys. It's kind of how marriage works.

BS: Stop usin' them big werds. I want me sum a them cheeto's so you better be gettin' me sum!!!

KF: I'm just gonna call your cousin/assistant Alli to go get them.

BS: WHAT!? No you ain't! Alli's out gettin' me my Starbucks! Don't you be bothrin' her! You know she can't do two things at once. Get up off yer lazy ass and get me my cheeto's!

KF: Why don't you get up off your lazy ass and...

BS: WHAT WAS THAT?! What did you say to me boy?

>WHACK<

>WHACK<

KF: Alright hunny, *sob* I'll go get your cheeto's.

BS: Damn right you will.

Best Night Ever Tuesday October 9th!

It's Hump Day! Team pumped for being halfway through the week. It's overcast, rainy, and finally around the normal temperature for the season and I'm loving every minute of it. That may sound weird, but I'm okay with that.

You know what else I'm loving, TELEVISION! So, here's Michael Cyril Creighton of Best Week Ever to treat you to the best parts from last night's TV shows. Enjoy!

In the Year 2000...

I can't wait for the future...

Janine Melnitz!!!

I've recently started watching Law & Order: SVU, and by recently I mean for the first time ever in my entire life this season. It's pretty fun and I plan on watching it more now. But, that's not really why I'm posting.

The defendent (a 15 year old, uncontrolable sex-addict who raped his teacher) had a lawyer played by ANNIE POTTS!!! Who is that you ask? Well if you had to ask, I hate you. I'm sorry, I just do. Annie Potts played one of my favorite characters in one of my favorite movies ever. She was Janine Melnitz in Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters II.


She's a great actress that has done tons of stuff from movies to TV to Broadway. That's really all I have to say about that. Just thought you'd like to know, haha.

What is This?

Best Week Ever uncovered good commercial for a new show (get this) on FOX. Yeah, you read that correctly. "Good" and "FOX" and "new show" were all in the same sentence there. I don't think I've read anything like that since Arrested Development--RIP.

Anyway, the commercial is obvs. geared towards guys - and that's the best part of the commercial. It's hard to explain, so take a gander for yourself.



The show is called The X Show and I have no idea what it is.

Legal Woes for Troubled Stars

And for once this type of headline is not for any of the younger Hollywood bITch girls. Nope, no Lindsay or Britney in here. Instead, two Hollywood bad boys are making some waves in the vast, polluted ocean of celebrities.

First off, David Hasselhoff has relapsed and has been placed in hospital care. He seems to be doing fine now.

Rep Judy Katz tells us that the Hoff did have a relapse and is in the hospital, but is doing fine. In an exclusive statement, Katz tells us "David had a brief relapse and immediately recognized the importance of addressing it with the assistance of his doctors. He is doing fine and will be back home in the morning".

I'm not entirely sure how this will effect his custody of his children with his crazy ex-wife, but it can't be all that good.

Next up is everyone's favorite Christmas tree tackling CTU agent, Keifer Sutherland. The 24 star has copped a plea for his most recent DUI charge.

Sutherland did not appear, however -- his high-powered lawyer, Blair Berk, showed up in downtown L.A. and entered a no contest plea to one count of DUI -- driving with a .08 or higher.

This is Kiefer's second DUI conviction. Back in 2004, he pled no contest to driving with a .22 blood alcohol level and was sentenced to five years probation. Today's plea means Kiefer violated probation and could be sentenced to a year-and-a-half in the slammer.

The best par is, his judge was supposed to be the same guy that put Paris in jail, but he was on vacation today. Keifer's brilliant lawyer got it switched to another judge!! His sentencing will be in December.

Well Look Who Passed...

Britney Spears passed her first drug test this weekend according to TMZ.

t was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call "public perception," Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.

We're also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.

Well good for her. Maybe she isn't such a crazy drug addict after all. I'm starting to think that she's just a plain old crazy. Now if she would only stop making such a scene every time she goes outside...

Best Night Ever Monday October 8th!

Well well well, Best Week Ever. Way to spoil embedding clips again. If you'd like to check out the best parts of last night's television, you have to physically click over to Best Week Ever to watch it. Today's is with Brian Faas.

CURSE YOU BEST WEEK EVER.

Gimme More? No Thanks

Just an update. Britney's Gimme More video that got out this past weekend, that might not have been the real thing. WRONG. It's the real deal. Here it is again.



After watching it again, I will say it's not terrible. By no means is it good. Or even decent. It's hovering just above Danity Kane. Hopefully she pulls it together. People do want her to succeed. It's just so much fun watching her crash and burn.

Midnight Terror

My God I hope that this doesn't turn out to be the flaming pile that I'm envisioning.

Jamie-Lynn vs Crazy Woman

Remember when Britney was attacked by the crazy, coffee throwing woman? Well, this time, another crazy went after her.

As Brit and sister Jamie-Lynn made there way through Beverly Glen yesterday, flooded by the papz, a crazy ran up and yelled, "Nobody wants you in this neighborhood! You're making the neighborhood unsafe!" This is followed by the paparazzi calling the woman a bitch and to shut up.

But the best part is when Jamie-Lynn steps it up and tells the woman, "Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!" And the papz go crazy! It was awesome.

Unfortunately, the woman grabs Jamie-Lynn and the papz prevent her from doing anything else. That's crossing the line, and a bit scary. Watch below and let me know what you think.

Lollerz of the Day

For a good laugh, click on over to Best Week Ever.

And that's the LOL of the day.

R. Kelly, the Genius

R. Kelly is at it again. I don't know how he does it, every time, a bit more ridiculous than the last. Just watch, it's the only way. Comedic gold.

Best Night Ever Sunday October 7th!

It's Monday. Again. But at least this time it's a holiday! Columbus Day ahoy! Hopefully, unlike me, you have the day off. If not, then we can grumble about working together. Either way, you should watch Mindy Raf, of Best Week Ever, recap all the best parts of last nights television shows. Enjoy.

More Britney, More Music

Everyone's been on Britney overload this last few weeks, I know I have, but unfortunately, I just can't stop reading/blogging about it. It's like a crazy soap that I just can't turn off (Passions I'm looking at you).

Anyway, if you click on over to Perez's page right here, you can listen to Radar, another one of Brit's songs that was "leaked" to the interwebz. I will say, after the 2nd listen through, it's rather catchy. Damn her catchiness!!!!

Also, her album is apparently called Blackout (ironic?) and will be dropping on November 13th.

Paparazzi vs. Crazy Woman

Now, I know that we all know that Britney Spears is the craziest woman currently making headlines. Which is pretty obvs if you've seen or read about anything she's done in the last 6 months. I say "making headlines" though because there are crazier people out there. Like people that eat babies, set puppies on fire, and have sex with ceiling fans aka: all my friends.

Also, here is another example of those "extra crazies" assaulting the paparazzi that are assaulting Brit's car.

Britney's New Gimme More Video 2.0!!!

The Uncensored Version of Gimme More is now out, or at least a clip of it. You can watch it below. Hopefully the one released on Monday is half as good as this one and then the world will finally see the comeback of Britney Spears.

Colorful Bunnies

I like colors and I like Playdoh. Combine the two and I'm, yours. The following Sony Bravia commercial is just adorable - and completely real! There are no computer animation effects used at all!

Most Ridiculous Remote Ever

You know when you go to press your remote numerical buttons to change it to whatever channel it is that starts the movie channels so you can flip up through them to see what's on (for me it's 301), but you accidentally hit a wrong number in there and end up somewhere else completely different? No? It's just me, okay. Well, this ridiculous remote is designed to have a button for every channel so that isn't a prob.

Thankfully this thing is just a concept and hopefully will never see the light of day. Who would ever use this thing in the first place?! The only practical use I can think of is if you turn off all the lights in the room and have an awesome light show by swinging it around like a glow stick at a rave. Cue intense techno music...

SNL Digital Short "I Ran"

In case you missed Saturday Night Live last weekend, Andy Samberg makes fun of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his statent about no homosexuals being in Iran. It's no Dick in a Box, but it's still hilar. Here's I Ran.

Best Night Ever Thursday October 4th!

Well, I hope that last night you caught Comedy Night Done Right on NBC instead of the snooze fest that is soap opera Thursday on ABC. But who am I to judge. I mean, why would you want to watch the Emmy winning comedy 30 Rock season premier with Jerry Seinfeld when you could have watched Meredith complain about everything on Grey's Anatomy? McLamey is what I say.

Either way, no matter which you watched, Michael Mattera is here from Best Week Ever to provide you with some hilar clips from both networks, as well as a bit from CBS, so enjoy.

Britney's New Gimme More Video!!!

It's here, about 3 days earlier than it was supposed to premier. Britney Spears video for Gimme More has hit YouTube, surprise surprise. Have a gander.

I'm not really sure what to make of this. It's definitely a departure from her old videos.

On one hand it doesn't make much sense and all takes place on the stripper pole.

On the other hand, she's actually smiling and generally appears to be enjoying herself. Plus she MOVES AND DANCES which is about 100 times better than what we all saw at the VMA's.

What do you think?

UPDATE: Rumor has it, this is not the video that will be premiering on MTV on Monday. This is supposedly just a preview of what is to come. Hopefully it's better than watching a bloated wannabe stripper dancing around on stage.

Poor Chairy

The above picture might be one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Growing up on Pee Wee's Playhouse really made me appreciate talking furniture and other household objects. To see Chairy at rock bottom, looking about as pathetic as Britney Spears and sharing the same wonk eye that Paris Hiton has makes me feel awful.

I really hope that whoever took this picture quickly snatched Chairy up and carried her into the comforts of a warm home and treated her with the respect and class that she deserves.

Morgan Freeman in the House

I forgot to post this yesterday and I don't really know why other than the fact that I must have been in so much shock from the experience that my thought process was obstructed from reporting it.

Yesterday at work, it was about mid-afternoon and all was going well. It had been a busy morning of running errands back and forth between a studio and an equipment supply place. I was finally relaxed and getting around to finishing up some things that I needed to finish that day.

Suddenly, my coworker Christina turned around to me and in a slight whisper says:

"Morgan Freeman just walked in."

So I turn around and what do I see? MORGAN FREEMAN walking through the office!!! He was everything I pictured him to be and a tad taller. I got really starstruck. I've seen famous people before, but for some reason this really hit me. It was crazy. Unfortunately, I couldn't get any closer to him than the few feet away that I was because he went into a wardrobe fitting session for the new movie that he's in. It was still an awesome experience.

30 Rock Premier Tonight!!!!

I just want to remind everyone what that 30 Rock, the Emmy Award winning comedy show on NBC starring Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, Jane Krakowski, and countless, perfectly casted others, is having it's second season premier tonight at 8:30 on the peacock network.

Tonight's episode is super exciting because Jerry Seinfeld, yes the star of the hit show Seinfeld, is guest starring!!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT TO WATCH THIS!!!!?!???!questionmarkexclamationpoint!!?

Love It

This is my new favorite internet picture. I wish this woman was my girlfriend.

Bionic Woman: Episode 2

So after the awesome that was the first episode, a week later we were treated to episode 2! Who would have thought? We pick up basically where we left off from last week. Jaime is still trying to deal with her new abilities and her little sister Becca is being a big bitch about things.

The episode opens with Doctors funeral. Jaime's obvs. upset and Becca actually is nice to her. After the funeral, one of the leader of the Bionic Group approaches Jaime and asks that she consider fighting for them. She says screw you jerkface and tries to lead a normal life, though she is anything but.

After an incident where Jaime saves a woman from committing suicide by using her super hearing, sight, and strength, and a scene where she confides in a random stranger with a dog (Isaiah Washington, you know Mr. I-Was-Fired-From-Grey's) she decides to take the organization up on their offer. She starts to train with a martial artist guy who you learn is married to Sarah (Bionic Woman One). But he shot her in a flash back from the first episode!!! OH NOS!

Jaime learns to kick the crap out of stuff, but still needs training. She wants to go up against some real people instead of martial artist guy, but they aren't sure she's ready. Luckily, she gets her chance because Small Town, USA suddenly has all of its population die and Bionic Group believes they know what is going on. So they send Masculine Agent Woman to investigate, along with Jaime (who MAW doesn't want to along with her.)

The set out for Small Town, USA and find one girl that survived the whole ordeal. She tells them that the night before a strange truck was driving around and MAW figures out that they gassed the entire town with a chemical that Bionic Group created. Uh Ohs, someone's be stealing their stuffs.

MAW heads off to report her findings and Jaime keeps survivor girl company, UNTIL THEY ARE ATTACKED BY MEN WITH GUNS! Jaime and survivor girl flee and hole up in a building. Jaime fights off one of the gunmen that discovers them, but he puts up quite a fight. MAW finds them and they go to escape but are cornered by more men. Luckily, Bionic Group shows up with Isaiah Washington in the lead.

The episode ends with Jaime going to her sisters talent show thing and telling her that she will always be there for her and that she can't go back to living with their dad because he's a crazy hippie drug addict. More crazy stuff is gonna be happening because some evil group has somehow gotten their hands on some of Bionic Groups junk. Oh Snap!

Stuck in the Middle

Because it's always Britney Spears time, 24/7, 371 days a year in the world of celeb gossipville, here's a little update between Bionic Woman recaps.

Britney's video for Gimme More will be debuting on MTV on Monday at 3:30 next week according to People.

The Insider says Britney will NOT be hitting up rehab this weekend. Which I take to means she will be out with her nasty weave, sucking on a lollipop and carrying that stupid dog around to clubs wearing an over sized shirt she thinks is a dress.

And that is your Britney news update. How pumped are you to see this video. Better or worse than the VMA's? This is gonna be hilar.

Bionic Woman? More Like Bionic AWESOME!

Alright, alright. So I had promised to do a review of NBC's newest hit drama, the modernized revision of Bionic Woman last week and I never did. I'm an awful person, I know. Well, now you get a double treat! A review/recap of the first TWO episodes! So sit back, get your reading glasses on, and look out for plenty of spoilers if you haven't seen them yet!

So, an every-woman named Jaime Sommers is a bartender that is basically living paycheck to paycheck. She also is serving as a mother to her younger sister who is somewhat of a troublemaker and definitely going through the teen-angst "omg everyone is against me" phase of her life. Jaime is also dating a handsome doctor type that she just can't believe likes her. What would a doctor want with a lowly bar wench?

At dinner one night, doctor tells Jaime that he got a position in Paris and that he wants her to go with him. She says wah wah, she can't, she has her annoying sister to take care of that she really loves, but is still annoying. He keeps insisting and then she drops the bomb. PREGGERS! Uh oh, spaghetti-o's! Well, Mr. Doctor figures he might as well top that one with the right hook, "let's get married!"

Freshly fiance and ready for anything, Jaime is on her way home with Doctor when BAM! Hit by a truck. The car flips a bunch and slams into a telephone pole crushing pretty much the entire area of where Jaime was sitting. Ouch-aroos!

Next, Jaime wakes up in what appears to be some sort of medical facility. Her fiance is there, seemingly okay. He explains to her that there was an accident and she almost died if it wasn't for the wonders of modern (or future) science. She lost her legs, right arm, eye, and ear in the accident. But lucky for her, they were all replaced by awesomely high tech bionic equivalents. This freaks her out and she throws her BF into a wall. The other medical peeps sedate her.

You then learn that Jaime's Doctor fiance is part of an organization that keeps all of this incredible technology out of the hands of evil terrorists. They invented this awesome bionic equipment to aid soldiers that lost appendages in battle. They then realized the crazy combat capabilities of this stuff as it gives you super strength, vision, hearing, etc. So they started testing it on civilians. Born from this is "the first Bionic Woman" named Sarah Corvus. She was first outfitted with many of the bionics that Jaime has, except she went a little nutso and they had to put her down (or at least they thought they did).

Jaime eventually escapes with the help of Doctor fiance. The Bionics team agrees it might best to give her freedom in hopes that she'll realize she's an awesome weapon to fight evil. Jaime goes back to work, unfortunately, her bionic ear and eye kick in and she gets sick. She meets Sarah Corvus (who didn't die after all) and tells her a bit more about being partly bionic. Sarah acts like a lesbot and eventually tells Jaime to tell everyone else she says hi.

Later that night, Jaime and Doctor fiance have hot bionic sex. Oh, she lost the baby so they might as well get back to the grind. After sexy time, Jaime tells Doctor about Sarah and then BAM. Doctor is shot by a sniper! Oh snap! Jaime uses her bionic eye and zooms in on the sniper who turns out to be Sarah! Double snap!

Jaime chases her down and they have an awesome bionic/lesbian-esque fight sequence. Sarah explains that she has both arms, legs, eyes, and ears bionicized and laughs that Jaime only has one bionic arm. They keep fighting (feeling each other up) and Jaime finally bests her. Sarah runs off and Jaime realizes how powerful/dangerous she really is. End episode 1.

Episode 2's recap coming shortly!

The Unfitney Spears Chronicles

Alright. Because I've been so behind lately, I'm not even going to try to get you caught up on all of Miss Spears' recent train wreckery. I will however, fill you in on what has come to light over the last couple of days.

-Yesterday, it came to light that on Tuesday, (the day after she happily gave up her kids) Brit Brit finally got herself a valid California drivers license. Now was that hard?

-That same day, her single Gimme More hit #1 the digital downloads while also reaching #3 on the Billboard Top 100.

-Then Britney's family or an aunt or something somehow possibly related to her, tells The Sun that they're all pretty sure she's gonna die.

-Then some boring stuff happened like "cousin Alli" moved out and she checked into yet another hotel.

-Then rumors started flying that she was going back to rehab for like the 13th time. Oh and Kevin is keeping the childs.

-And finally, what we've all been waiting for. Gimme More, the video masterpiece will be debuting on MTV either today or tomorrow. Who's team pumped?!

Best Night Ever Wednesday October 3rd!

Arg. Again Best Week Ever has decided to put their video in a different format than usual. This makes me angry. So angry that I could punch a puppy. Well, I take that back I could never punch a puppy But I could punch a kitty. So that's what I will do. Here kitty kitty kitty.

Anywho, if you wanna boycott again, here's the link. I know that doesn't make any sense, but what does these days...

Molly Shannon Comes Back to TV!!

One of my favorite (actually probably ultimate favorite) SNL person of all time, Molly Shannon is coming back to television. NBC is crafting an American version of the hit Australian comedy show Kath and Kim.

"Kath" centers on a dysfunctional mother-daughter relationship. Shannon will play the mother; the role of the daughter is yet to be cast.

I'm pretty pumped, not gonna lie. I love Miss Shannon and constantly watch her Best of... from SNL on a fairly regular basis. Anyone who says Jeanie Darcy skits aren't funny are brain dead.

Lets just hope that NBC treats this "over the pond" remake like they did The Office and just maybe we'll be seeing Molly on the regular.

Best Night Ever Tuesday October 2nd

Okay, okay. I have a confession to make. I didn't update yesterday all that much again because of work. But again, work takes precedent. Sorry ladies and gentleman. On the bright side (at least for me), work has been awesome and exciting and really, really busy! And today, I get to leave early!! Yay!

So, I will do my best to stay up to date today! In the meantime, while I prepare a "Finally Freedom Watch" instead of a "Suicide Watch" post for Britney, you lovely peeps can enjoy the Best Night Ever with Kristy Webb.