Because It's Halloween

Here is one of the most creative and awesome versions of Thriller I've ever heard before. Some French-Canadian dude recreated the entire song a cappella. Yeah, no big deal right. WRONG! Every single one of the 64 different sounds, noises, and voices, (even the creaking doors in the beginning) were made by using his own voice. It's crazy awesome!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!



[via Best Week Ever]

ER: Haunted

Halloween is always a special day on ER. This year was no different. Dr. Gates feels a little lonely because Sam is studying so much for her tests and ends up giving a little too much attention to one of the interns. He also gets trapped in the basement loading area with a little boy who doesn't talk. The rest of the ER scrambles to help a bully who was stabbed with a fork by a boy who was sick and tired of hearing him make fun of his troubled mother. Also, Neela gets a wonderful visit from a very dear friend, Shane West, and we get so incredibly close to finding out what in the heck Dr. Banfield is hiding.

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ER: Haunted
Season 15, Episode 5



It was really awesome to see Shane West's character back for an episode and know that he's doing okay with having both his legs amputated. The event that caused that was so awful and at first he was not dealing with it very well. Him and Neela seemed to have come to an understanding with each other over their relationship, though it was a somber kind of moment.

Poor Sam. She just kept getting crapped on the whole episode until the very end when she angrily made up for all of it while intibating the patient. Good for her! She's one of my favs (probably because she was in Freaks and Geeks) so I'm glad she got her moment. I hope Dr. Gates realizes what he did wrong. COME ON JOHN STAMOS!

NERDS! We were just so friggin close to getting some info on what the heck eats up Angela Bassett in every single episode. She about broke down in tears at least three different times when consoling the police officer that accidentally shot the kid. But no, we're left at least another week longer wondering why she's such a hardened wench on the outside and some tender, broken, ball of emotion on the inside. It's killing me!

Also, DR. GREENE RETURNS IN TWO WEEKS!

Late Lunch Indigestion

- Kelly Ripa fails miserably at imitating Sarah Palin. Tina Fey she is definitely not. [Videogum]

- Thank you people. Thank you so much. 30 Rock's debut was better (by a million) than it's premiere last year! [EW]

- Jennie Garth will not be making an appearance in Melrose Place 2.0, or so she says. [Watch With Kristin]

- ABC decided that it wanted more Samantha Who? but not a full helping. [Ausiello Files]

- The top ten least scariest television series that actually were based on scary things. [TWOP]

- John McCain is going to be on SNL this weekend. The real one, not Darrell Hammond doing an impression. [TV Guide]

- In other presidential candidate news, Barack Obama helped give The Daily Show some record numbers. [Zap2It]

- Because it's Halloween, the 20 most painfully obvious unlicensed costumes you can buy from the web. [Best Week Ever]

Office Transfer Deleted Scene

Here's a fun little scene from The Office that didn't make it into last night's episode (most likely because of time by the looks of it). In it, Holly say's her awkward goodbyes to the Scranton office.

They could probably make an entire show with just these cut scenes...

The Office: Employee Transfer

You know how sometimes, an episode of a show comes along that is just one of those really sad episodes that you knew was coming but didn't really want to believe it would. Then when you actually watch it, it's kind of surreal and you think maybe something at the end will happen and everything will go back to normal but it never does and it leaves you feeling broken on the inside because you just witnessed the ending of something perfect.

Yeah, you guessed it. Holly got transferred last night. ::tears::

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The Office: Employee Transfer
Season 5, Episode 5



Like I said above, I knew that this episode would be coming. Especially after the events of last week (corporate finding out about Michael and Holly dating). But it just happened all too soon. The episode did have it's normal, ridiculously awkward humor as usual, but this event kind of overshadowed the others.

Dwight and Andy fighting over Dwight's sudden decision to go to Cornell to further his education was classic Office with a slight twist. Instead of Jim teasing Dwight, Dwight ended up teasing Andy in Jim's absence. Most likely equal parts pissing Andy off and trying to win Angela back, Dwight did some pretty clever (very un-Dwight) things to get under Andy's skin. Cornell sweater? Check. Cornell pennant? Check. Cornell bobble head? Check. Each one just digging into Andy a little more. The culmination of Andy interviewing Dwight for admission into his beloved school was masterful. It really makes you wonder how far Dwight is willing to go to get Angela back.

Jim and Pam were being taken out to dinner by Jim's two brothers which ended up leading to one of the more uncomfortable moments in the show. Pam wanted to play a simple prank on Jim having his brothers in on the joke. But instead of the "lost engagement ring" that she had planned, they decided to go ahead with "joking" about how Pam hasn't picked a real career with art and design and basically make fun of her the whole night. Agh, just thinking about the scene is making me uneasy. Poor Pam and Jim, nothing really seems to be going their way this season. I'm glad they got to spend some time together though.

And finally, the Michael and Holly. It makes me sad thinking about it. Watching the trip slowly disintegrate from a fun road trip to New Hampshire into a cold, sad, goodbye forever trip was just crushing. The absolute worst part was watching Michael say goodbye, when he had originally planned to stay the weekend with her at her new place. I really almost cried. At least Darryl was there to cheer me up when he got Michael to start singing the blues with him, haha.

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Just a sad episode. I'm so upset that Holly had to leave. I know she was bound to at some point, but I just wish it could have lasted longer. It's kind of like when you first start eating the massive pile of Halloween candy you collected while trick-or-treating. You know that it's not gonna last forever, but you've got so much that it seems like it could. Then about a week or so later (more if you were me as a kid and rationed it out for months at a time), there's only one or two pieces left and you wonder to yourself how it's come to this. You try to think of some way to prolong it, maybe stealing some from your siblings perhaps. But once it comes down to it, you know that this was going to happen and it's time to say goodbye.

So with that, I wish a very fond farewell to Holly. You were a beautiful and special light in the life of Michael Scott and I hope some time in the future, you do return.



P.S. - The beginning of the episode where they were all in their costumes was AWESOME. All the jokers?! Creed was absolutely TERRIFYING. If I would have seen that on the street, I would have run. And how about Pam as Charlie Chaplin's Tramp/Hitler? Gold.

Early Morning Crap

- The Today Show went a bit insane crazy with their costumes. Creepy.

- I wish Heidi and Spencer weren't such publicity whores. But then who would we have left to hate. Catch 22. [Just Jared]

- FOX is done with King of the Hill after this season. That's really sad considering it's better than at least one other animated show on around the same time. [Variety]

- Oh, speaking of American Dad, FOX renewed it for a fifth season. Good Lord I hate FOX. [Variety]

- Bradley Whitford will be starring in a new cop show on NBC. Guess what, it's not a drama! It's a comedy! Crazy, I know. [Zap2It]

- John Hamm might be making a multi eppy arc on 30 Rock. Apparently someone is a little guest start happy this season. Cripes. [TV Guide]

- Will Heather Locklear be returning to Melrose Place 2.0? [Ausiello Files]

Kath & Kim: Money

Say what you want about Kath & Kim, but if you really are watching the show, you cannot deny that there aren't some really funny scenes. Plus, they still weave in some nice, heartfelt moments between Kath and Phil.

This week's episode finds Kath trying to raise enough money doing hair to get all the fancy princess-y things she wants for her wedding because she's too afraid to ask Phil for money because as Kim so eloquently puts it, "you want a teeny tiny sad wedding because you're still fat in your head and she doesn't want to upset you." Kim on the other hand, is ready to get back with Craig, but only after she learns that their dog Ginger could make them thousands of dollars through breading puppies.

So, to read some more and/or watch the full eppy, click on "recraps away" down below!!



Kath & Kim: Money
Season 1, Episode 4



I thought Money was leaps and bounds better than last weeks episode. The jokes were funnier and the cast really seems to be working better together. Molly Shannon is just awesome tonight. She's so good at physical comedy and her face during extreme reactions is second to none! I even thought that Selma Blair had really upped her game this week. She's seems to be connecting more with her character instead of just giving us a face of "disgust" or "anger."

As Kath is trying on dresses and Kim keeps shooting her down, the Celine Dion backwards suit inspired one was classic. I love that they're already coming up with the shows own little sayings - when she started flipping out because the carriage dude was giving it to another couple and she yells "The McCormicks can kiss my pink A!" and slaps her ass, love it.

When Phil came up with a new sandwich for his fiance, I lost it. The Kath & Phil: The sandwich that tastes like the love we make - a warm tuna and sausage ciabatta with curly fries. Hilarious and sick! Also the fact that Phil had been left at the alter three different times is one of the saddest things I've heard. The best part of that scene where he confesses to Craig about it is when he tells him it was a big fancy affair and that it even had a groom's cake. As if that was something special, for really ritzy weddings, instead of because he was a huge fatty and wanted his own cake, LOL.

How ridiculous was the dog mating storyline, haha. When Kim found out that Ginger was hot and ready, it just put really nasty images in my mind. "Did you feel the teets Kim!?" Ew, and when all the dogs are just basically gang raping Ginger. GROSS. Poor Craig just can never win.

And how cute though was the end when Phil pulls up in the pumpkin carriage and has his fancy suit on to surprise Kathy? THE SONG IS AWESOME. I was dying during the whole scene. He just loves her so much and wants her to be happy. And then they have sex in it all night. HAHAHA.

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I'm really happy with this show. I think it is finally finding its own and working out its problems. Like I said before, just give the show a chance and don't watch it with a negative mindset. That's just gonna give you a negative view of the show regardless of what is going on.

My Name is Earl: Little Bad Voodoo Brother

Last night's episode of Earl was a pretty fun episode that found Earl trying to get a Halloween party planned for Dodge and Earl Jr. since he ruined a previous one for them (he was supposed to go trick or treating with them but sent them out on their own. They ended up tied at the wrists by a bunch of bums who were chanting fight! fight! fitght! because they were a cowboy and an Indian, haha). Randy was bummed because he'd always wanted a little brother, so Earl was trying to help him get that since he also ruined that for him (their mom got her tubes tied after Earl put Randy in the washing machine). He ends up being the "big brother" to Catalina's young, voodoo practicing nephew who doesn't like being told what to do.

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My Name is Earl: Little Bad Voodoo Brother
Season 4, Episode 8



What a great Halloween episode! Maybe it's just because I have a thing for Halloween episodes in general, but I thought this one was just good ol' fun television. Watching Earl try and combat little Oscar's (pronounced Oh-scar's) voodoo by telling him it was all fake and that he didn't believe in it while everyone else was literally FREAKING out around him was ridic. Especially the flashback to Joy's babysitter who was using voodoo on her when she was a little girl to make her stop stealing her cigarettes was just gold.

I actually kind of enjoyed the somewhat sappy message they were trying to get across with all of it - that you need to be accepting of everyone's beliefs - by having Earl realize that his belief in Karma and its affects on people aren't so different than those of Oscar's voodoo. Normally I hate when a show/movie tries to ram the "love everyone" speech down your throat, but the fact that they used such a random thing like voodoo and the fact that Joy had created a neighborhood witch hunt for this kid really helped bring the lighter side out. This show usually isn't big on the heavy stuff anyways.

It's also been cute the last few episodes that Randy has really had some great things happening to him. The other week his cheerleader dreams came true and this week he finally got to have a little brother (a crazy one, but one nonetheless). It's always nice to see Randy happy because it's kind of like watching a puppy find a new toy. So much genuine excitement over one thing.

Simple and fun. That is just how I like to have My Name is Earl.

P.S. - I also have to comment on my two favorite costumes of the episode. Darnell went as a pumpkin which basically meant he cut out a pumpkin face on an orange wife-beater - AMAZING! And, at the very end of the episode, just as it is about to go to credits, there is a little boy running around in the trailer court wearing a giant pizza costume. I mean that thing looked awesome!

Best Night Ever

If you missed television last night, you really have no excuse. Especially if you missed 30 Rock. At least Best Week Ever is here to show you a very special Halloween addition of BNE.

So stop eating all the candy you got for the trick-or-treaters, save out all the good stuff (Reese's Pieces and Cups!) for the good costumes, make sure you have plenty of those gross packages of candy corn for the bad ones, and enjoy what you missed last night!

Best Night Ever: 10-30-08 @ Yahoo! Video

30 Rock: Do-Over

Snarg, it finally came! The premiere of 30 Rock that I've been waiting for since about the end of May finally aired tonight. I some how gathered the will power to hold off from watching the sneak peek online and I'm glad I did.

Oh it was so nice to have my favorite show back. It's like an old friend that moved away that kept hinting they were gonna move back but then never did one day just popped up around the block in the weird house in the neighborhood that you never thought would actually sell! It feels literally just like that.

In Do-Over, Liz Lemon is being visited by Bev, the lady from the the adoption agency (played beautifully by Megan Mullally) who is evaluating the home and work place to see if Liz is qualified to adopt. Jack finally leaves D.C. to try and get his old job back from Devon Banks. Tracy's porn video game is a hit, and so much more.

So, to read up some more and watch the full episode (as soon as Hulu puts it back up), click on recraps away down below!!




30 Rock: Do-Over
Season 3, Episode 1



This was the perfect episode to open this show's new season. It has the sort of absurd, wacky humor drizzled with the cute, heart warming moments that no other show can. It simply does not make any apologies to the viewer whatsoever. It's littered with so many inside jokes and call backs from previous episodes that if you haven't stayed current with it, you might be missing some truly funny things. It's exactly how a television show should be. The audience isn't stupid and they shouldn't be treated like they are. When you tone yourself down to try and hold the hands of the viewers, you're only insulting their mental capacity.

True story: I watched this season premiere with two friends. One had never seen an episode before and the other had seen a few. I was cracking up the whole time at little things here and there throughout the episode and often times, they had no idea what I was laughing about. So, between commercial breaks, I tried to crash course them through what I could. Once they got the gist of the back stories of most of the characters, it just came to them.

Also, Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin's chemistry top notch. It just seems to get better each episode. They work so well together that it's hard to believe that it really hasn't been that long since the show started. The ending scene where Liz pops her head back into Jack's old new office just to say that she really likes seeing him in there was such an adorable moment. The relationship that the two characters have, secretly relying on the other one (well, one a lot more than the other at least) helps break up the utter insanity that is going on, not just in the show, but in the television world that they live in.

Watching Jack do basically everything that he can to get back control of NBC was so great. Preparing himself to do the deed with the lump that is Kathy Geiss was beyond hilarious. He loves that company so much and would literally put himself through hell and back to make sure that Devon didn't run it into the ground. ("It's only G now. I sold the E to Samsung. They're now Samesung." - HAHAHAHAHA).

Tonight's episode proved why they won all those Emmys and why more people should be tuning in. America learned how funny Tina Fey is through Baby Mama and Sarah Palin impressions, but it's they learn about what she's funniest at. I'm really hoping America gets the clue.

With that, I will say that I'm team pumped for the upcoming season and I cannot wait for anything and everything that's going to happen. The only thing I'm a tad concerned with is the vast amount of celebrity guests that they've got lined up. But, after watching tonight's eppy, we know that they know how to do them well.

I'll leave you with my favorite line of the night when Jack confronts Devon about getting his old job back. Devon gives him this little diddy.

"If there's one thing I've learned from you Jack, it's keep your friends close, and your enemies so close, that you're almost kissing."

Late Lunch Indigestion

- Tracy Morgan is kind of crazy. Kind of a lot crazy. That's why I love him. I'd still vote for him though. [Video Gum]

- Speaking of... Alec Baldwin helped Tracy Morgan through his DUI's and his divorce. I wish Alec Baldwin was my mentor. [TV Guide]

- Yet another episode of CW's hit Gossip Girl has been added to the season bringing the total to 25! [Ausiello Files]

- Pushing Daisies didn't really get the ratings I was hoping for last night. Ugh, thanks Obama. [Zap2It]

- Some dude gets nailed in the head with a vodka bottle after the Phillies win the World Series.

- The best part of this Close to Zero list is how hilariously true every single one of them is. [Pophangover]

- Brad Garrett's sitcom Til Death is going on a hiatus for a few weeks. Go ahead and make your own "death of the show" jokes now. [TV Week]

Dirty Sexy Money: The Silence

There is always so much going on during an episode of Dirty Sexy Money and this week's episode is no different. It really is a late night soap. I would hate to be someone who happens across the show midseason. You would have missed so much. Hell, you'll miss a ton if you don't watch one episode.

Welp, if you want to find out what happened last night in the most short and concise manner possible, click on "Recraps Away" down below!



Tripp had a heart attack, Patrick wanted to show the world Carmelita, Brian and Andrea lost Brian Jr. Simon's true intentions are made clear. Lisa goes behind Nick's back on a deal with Jeremy. Nick finds out about Jeremy and Nola. And finally, Nick takes another big step in becoming the next Tripp Darling.

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I'm glad that Lisa went ahead and signed the contract with Jeremy. I think that with all she's been through with Nick being married to the Darling family, that she did deserve it. I thought it was outright crappy of Nick to tell her no. I know, I know he's looking out for her because he knows just how devious the Darlings can be, but come on. This is like some HRG and Claire crap. The more you try to guard and protect, the more they want to get out. At least now Lisa won't be able to say "me or the Darlings" anymore! Well, at least not without feeling like a LIAR!

Watching Nick slowly become the next Tripp Darling is kind of scary. Does he know it's happening? Does he secretly kind of want that? I mean obviously he would make the best heir for the company (considering the rest of them are about as bright as broken Christmas lights). Like I've said before, I think this is something that he really wants deep down inside but is way too afraid to ever admit that, even to himself. I wonder if he'll start pulling away from this in a few episodes after the trial finishes up.

Simon, at long last, revealed what he's really trying to do - take over the Darling company by using Karen for her shares in the company. Sneaky sneaky. There's gotta be more to it though, he can't be the only one involved in this. That would be too easy. I did like that Nick fell right into Simon's trap though. After Simon told Nick what he planned to do, Nick asked him why he told him all of this info. Simon responded that he wanted Nick to put it to good use. And he did, telling Karen only pissed her off and made her want to go back to him.

I have a feeling though that Karen is being a little more deceptive than she appears to be. I'm wondering if this is all part of the plan. I think it would be awesome if she came through for Tripp and the company - playing dumb this whole time just to continue to weasel her way into Simon's life and business only to destroy him from the inside out. Oh man that would be so sweet.

In other news, how long do you think it is before Nick uses the Nola/Jeremy thing to his advantage? Lucy Liu can't stay on the show forever...

Tina Fey on Regis & Kelly

I was finishing up a bowl of Boo Berry cereal and watching Regis & Kelly when they mentioned that after the commercial break, Tina Fey was going to be on! So natch, I became really excited.

I sat myself down and waited through the torturous three minutes of commercials until Miss Fey made her glorious entrance. Once the interview started, Reg and Kel started asking her about the Gov. Palin jazz on Saturday Night Live, yeah yeah we know she looks like her. Yeah yeah we know SNL got great ratings and people loved it. GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW!

She did say that when her little daughter first saw Gov. Palin on TV she pointed and said, "That mommy." How adorable!

Finally, after another commercial break they started talking about 30 Rock (Premieres tonight at 9:30!!!). To my horrible disappointment, that talk lasted about a minute and a half. Tina Fey briefly talked
about what would be happening to Liz Lemon and Jack this season. Then they showed a clip from tonight's episode (which I have successfully held off from watching online) with Megan Mullally. Then Reg said it premiered tonight at 9:30. The end.

Okay, so first off, I couldn't believe how little they talked about 30 Rock. I'm just super worried that people aren't gonna watch it tonight and it's gonna get crappy ratings and then the future of my favorite show will be in jeopardy.

Secondly, I couldn't believe how excited I was to catch Tina Fey being interviewed. I actually caught myself leaning on the edge of the couch as she came out. And at one time I was like rubbing my hands together all tense and stuff. It was super weird.

Thirdly, it was just awesome to see how incredibly excited Tina Fey was about her show. You could just tell it was something that she really believes in and is super, super proud of it. It was just one of those happy moments that you rarely catch on TV like this.

Good luck tonight Tina Fey. I hope the stupid people out there stop watching bad TV and start watching 30 Rock (tonight at 9:30 on NBC)

Early Morning Crap

- Disaster Girl has a video now and it might be my favorite one on the internet today. [Buzzfeed via Best Week Ever]

- Law & Order: Criminal Intent season premiere has been pushed back to early 2009 just days before it was originally supposed to air. [TV Guide]

- You can watch the terminatrix for SCC rip a door off a car a week before it actually airs! [Ausiello Files]

- Courteney Cox to star in an upcoming ABC comedy pilot called Cougar Town. Three guesses on what that one's about. [Zap2It]

- EW checks up on where the stars of one of the greatest shows ever on television, Freaks and Geeks, are now. [Entertainment Weekly]

- Alec Baldwin proves once again why he is one of, if not the, funniest man on television right now. He is a character in and of himself. I want to be him when I grow up. [Video Gum]

- Something weird is going on at Dancing with the Stars. Like uterus-lining weird. [The Insider]

-People against Heba from The Biggest Loser unite! [TV Squad]

Private Practice: Past Tense

Addison and the gang get caught up in a voting process that Sam and Naomi set up in order to decide who is best for leading the practice. Cooper has an embarrassing private matter discovered by a patient which threatens his confidence in his professional career. And Pete(r) has a blast from the plast show up and spice things up in his life.

Oh yeah, and Addison treats a patient that wants to be re-virginized!

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During a "conference call" after work one day, Addison, Violet, Cooper, and Pete all decide that it's time things need to go back to the way they were - basically Sam and Naomi being friends again and maybe working as a team to try and get the practice out of the hole. So, the following day, Addison and gang shut Sam and Naomi in the conference room with some coffee and cupcakes and tell them not to come out until things are better.

Well, when they do come out, things aren't exactly back to how Addison was expecting them. Sam and Naomi decide that they are gonna have a vote at the end of the day to choose who will run Oceanside Wellness. And the campaigning begins (which basically annoys everyone to the point that they don't want to vote for either of them).

A patient of Middle Eastern descent pays a visit to Addison and is looking to get re-virginized because she was raped. She's going back to her home country with her parents to marry a man that will take care of her and her family, but she has to be pure in order to be married. Otherwise they will be ostracized. Addison consults with the rest of the practice on the issue and there's lots of different oppinions, but it ultimately comes down to it's what the victimized patient wants.

Well, when Addison talks to her again, she finds out the true story. The girl actually has a boyfriend who's American and was ashamed to tell her parents. She wants the surgery anyway because her parents gave up everything to come to America. They did it for her and now they are miserable. She wants to go back to her country so this man she has been arranged to marry will take care of her family. Whoa.

When Addison brings that story up to Violet to get her opinion, Violet gets really upset over the issue. She says that no girl should EVER fake a rape because that completely undermines women. She shouldn't get the surgery because she lied about it. She physically gets shaken up about it (kind of revealing a past experience).

Coopers patient is a little four year old boy that for some reason, just stopped talking and kind of pulled back from the rest of the world.. The mother had been to quite a few doctors who all basically said he's got Autism, nothing much else they could do. Well, while Cooper was examining him, there was a brief moment where they connected as if the boy was trying to communicate. Cooper planned on running more tests to try and find something to help him and his desperate mother, but she recognized him from an adult dating website where he had some dirty pictures up of himself up. She angrily left the facility yelling that he should be ashamed and shouldn't be allowed to be a doctor.

Pete ends up getting a surprise visit by a woman named Kim who he used to work with in the past and had a pretty strong relationship with at one time. After the two have a "reconnection," Violet and Addison start grilling her for info. Apparently, Peter used to travel all over with her through a program to help third world countries. He helped orphans one time that were under ballistics fire and was the reason that they actually survived. All of these things he had never told anyone at the practice.

In the middle of "campaigning" Addison comes in and tells them both that this isn't going to work. It's a terrible decision to force everyone to choose between the two of them. The results were just going to leave everyone hurt and ultimately end up tearing the practice apart. They need to focus on the patients and focus on making money. It didn't matter who's fault it was and who did what. The only important thing is the practice. Sam and Naomi basically ignore her and say the vote is still on.

Cooper ends up figuring out what was wrong with the little boy and presents it to his mother at her house. She's not very kind about it, but takes all the information that he gathered for her but slams the door in his face. Eventually, she comes around and decides it's okay for Cooper to be her son's doctor. He administers some meds to help with the tiny seizures that the boy has while he sleeps that prevents him from communicating which has led to his withdrawals. By the end of the day, he's talking again. How cute.

Addison tells her patient that she needs to come clean to her mother about the issue, so she does. When Addison goes in to talk to the mother, she confesses that she knew the whole time. It was a mother's instinct. But she still wanted Addison to perform the surgery - and so did her daughter. So, Addison goes ahead with the surgery.

After she's done, she heads into the conference room where everyone's waiting to cast their votes. Addison refuses to take part in it because she knows what a terrible idea it is. So, the rest vote and the score ends up one for Naomi, one for Sam, and four for Addison! Her little speech earlier won everyone else over - even Dell. This pisses Naomi and Sam off and they both storm out.

Addison is beside herself and doesn't really know what to do. While talking to Violet about it, she asks if she wants to talk about what happened earlier in the day (her faking rape break down) and Violet gets a bit defensive about it and says they are not going to talk about it. That, "it is what it is." Welp, okay then...

Sam walks into Naomi's office and sits down beside her. Both of them with their tails behind their legs. Sam apologizes for what happened and how he treated her and never meant for her to get hurt. Which apparently was all that Naomi needed. They start making out right then and there - while Pete and Addison watch through the window, haha.

That night at Peter's place, Kim asks him to come to some third world country with him, but he declines. He enjoys where he is in his life right now and wouldn't change anything. Except having her there with him. She asks if that's an invitation and he says that it just may be. Interesting...

At Cooper's, Charlotte comes out in this wicked dominatrix gear. Leather, whip, you name it, it's there. Cooper tells her he's not having sex with her agian until they talk, he wants them to get to know each other. He gives a little info on himself and the two end up talking instead of the angry sex they have all the time.

Also, the entire episode Addison had been trying to enforce new rules on herself about sleeping with her new SWAT boyfriend. She felt that in the past when she did to quickly, it always ended badly. Well, he said it was fine for them to wait and that when she was ready, he'd be waiting. Well, that night after the vote, she was ready (took her about half a day).

So the episode ends happy for everyone

Best Night Ever

In case you were all caught up in the Obama-thon from last night and just didn't recover, Best Week Ever has you covered. Here's some of the better moments from the other things that were on television last night. Some chick finally, FINALLY won a milliong dollars on Deal or No Deal, lesbian moments of ANTM, and some dude about dies on Stylistas.

Enjoy!

Best Night Ever: 10-29-08 @ Yahoo! Video

Pushing Daisies: Dim Sum Lose Some

Oh Pushing Daisies. Your cute little charm has got me so wrapped up in you that I don't know what I'm gonna do if you get pulled away from me because your ratings suck so much. Even though this episode's murder case was much less interesting than what was going on in the life of The Pie Maker, the episode as a whole was fun.

Emerson ends up trying to solve the murder of his favorite Chinese restaurant's owner and ends up getting "reacquainted" with a lady friend. Also, Ned (with the help of Chuck and Olive) meets some of the family. His other family. The one that his dad started after he left him at boarding school years ago.

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I'm just gonna start off by saying the murder case is crazy. It's convoluted. There's twists. And it all involves Chinese food. Basically, back during prohibition, Dim Sum, the Chinese place below Emerson's office (well, not back during prohibition, but you get what I mean) ran a gambling ring after hours. Well, that got busted by the cops one night but they found a way to keep it going without getting caught. It was all with a Lazy Susan and various Chinese dishes.

The murder came in when the brother of a Chinese gangster (Shrimp Boy) murdered his fiance's dad (Bao - the owner of the restaurant). Why? Because his brother, Shrimp Boy won a bet with Bao which meant he had to give up his daughters hand in marriage to Shrimp Boy's brother. Well, Bao tried to make a deal with the brother to get his daughter back, but Bao had no more money (he lost it all to Shrimp Boy). So, the brother said take out a life insurance policy and use that for credit for the bet. If Bao wins, he gets his daughter back and if he loses, the brother will wait until Bao dies to get the money.

Well, of course Bao loses. The brother gets greedy and sets up the dumpling oven to explode and kill Bao (witha huge metal pipe that gets shot through his cranium). Everything gets resolved in the end because the brother had been cheating at the card game (played with Chinese food instead) the whole time. He never actually won.

In other news, a weird, kinda creepy guy pops into The Pie Hole and asks Ned about his father. Apparently he knew Ned's parents way back in the day when they first met. Ned gets super weirded out by this. Like the feeling you get if you get the shivers while you're peeing. This prompts an excellent line by Chuck who refers to that feeling as "the piss jitters!" Glorious! She also tells Ned that even if she got the piss jitters, that she would still go find out what the guy knows instead of pretending it didn't happen.

Well, this opens up a whole flood of regretted emotions that had been so locked up in Ned that he's not really ready to let them out. He refers to them as being "locked in a closet that's been closed for so long it's been wallpapered over" and that bringing this all up is like "a corner starting to peel." Chuck just really wants to peel that corner.

So, once Ned finally divulges that he knows the address of his father's house (that he'd been keeping secret for over 22 years), Chuck and Olive secretly set out to pay Ned's dad a visit. Under the guise of a free surprise pie delivery, the two ladies discover that Ned's dad no longer lives there. Nor does Ned's dad's new wife. But, his twin boys do and they have the exact same eyebrows as Ned. The resemblance is uncanny (the eyebrows that is). They also practice parlor magic.

By the end of the episode, Ned who had originally not wanted to meet his half-brothers when Chuck spilled the beans about her new friends, had learned his lesson from the murder (sometimes someone that you think you know isn't always what you think them to be - especially if you've never really talked to them). So, Ned goes with Chuck to visit his half-brothers Maurice and Ralston. It's a happy time. Until we find out the creepy dude that started this all is watching from his car across the street with a gun in the passenger seat. WTF?!

And also, Emerson runs into Simone Hundin, the widow of a polygamist that he had been psedo-romantically involved with when he was investigating the murder of her husband. She had been involved in the gambling ring (not part of the murder, just liked to win money). Emerson and her settled some "unfinished business" and by the end of hte episode had worked out some of their differences. Could this be a new romance? It's tough to say. She'll probably be killed in a few episodes, haha.

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All in all, a fun little episode. It's great that we are finally getting to find out what in the heck is going on with Ned's family life - what happened to his dad, why he left Ned, why he started a new family, why he left that family, and why the creeper guy is so worried about what's going on.

I'm also kind of glad that Emerson got a little bit of something in this episode. He's been so sad for so long it's nice to see that he can have a little happiness now and again.

I'm very anxious to find out what's going to happen next week though. Will Ned's half-brothers be a real part of Ned's life (or at least a regular part in the show?)? Does this also mean that Simone is going to stick around for a while? She seems like a very fun character with her obedience and loyalty kick. P.S. - I love her clicker! I wish I could use that when stupid people talked.

I'm sure next week we'll be given a few more answers and a lot more questions. It's just the vicious cycle of television series. You can never win...

The Hills: I Want You To Be With Me

Welp, another show that I missed on Monday and just didn't have time to get to yesterday was The Hills. Of course I had to watch it eventually. How could I deprive myself of the joys of watching a bunch of turds living the life out in LA while being the most intellectually devoid beings on television?

I would never do that to myself. So, as soon as I got around to it, I hopped on over to MTV and clicked away.

In this weeks retarded episode, Lo comes out of her cage for some quick camera time. Jump cuts to blank faces with zero reactions or speaking happen more than actual show. Audrina makes dumb decisions. Stephanie seeks the approval of Speidi who ultimately depress her. Lauren is Lauren. And we don't get to see Whitney at all! No clothes racks! Oh, and Spencer is actually really nice. I'm lying. He's a douche.

Click on "Recraps Away" down below to watch the entire 20 minutes and 40 seconds of the best acting you've ever seen on television. I'm smelling EMMYS!



The Hills: I Want You To Be With Me
Season 4, Episode 12



Okay, so take everything that happened this episode and pretend you didn't watch it. There was not a single thing in this episode that is worth talking about. Well, other than the fact that these pilefaces are entirely brain dead and should be banned from being on cameras.

So, if you were brave enough to stick it out for the whole episode to watch the "Next time.... on The Hills" happen, you will have seen the gold nugget of the episode. AUDRINA IS MOVING OUT! WOOHOO! That means there will be no more house drama! The downside to that is that troll Lo will probably get more screen time. BLARG.

I guess that just opens the door for Heidi to come back on in! Cheers.

Late Lunch Indigestion

- Long live Peanut Cat! The most amazing cat on the internet in the world (at least for today). [Video Gum]

- An interview with Charlotte from Private Practice on why she's such a hard ass. [TV Guide]

- Looks like John Schneider is gonna be taking a brief break from The Secret Life of an American Teenager to get his Dirty Sexy Money on. [Ausiello Files]

- You got a question for Paul F. Tompkins?! Well get 'em all typed up on your word processor and send them over to Best Week Ever! [BWE]

- The Mentalist is getting really good ratings. Maybe I really should start watching it instead of pretending that I do. [Variety]

- Ugh, Denise Richards' show is coming back to E! next year, but this time without the 'It's Complicated.' [Zap2It]

- And finally! The seventh season of 24 has a trailer! It looks bonkers! Tony Almeida WTF?! And thank you so much for Chloe. She makes my week. Can't wait for January! [THR]

Chuck: Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer

Alright, first things first. I know that this is way late, but I had a busy day yesterday and just didn't have time to get to it. I apologize. Now, with that out of the way... Chuck is such a fantastic show. It pains me that it is on the same time that Gossip Girl is. Thank God for the internet I guess.

This weeks episode was probably the best episode I've seen. It was just awesome. Maybe that's because the show played up to the nerdy dork side of me more than usual, but hot dang was it hilarious. There were so many references to video games and nerd humor that I couldn't take it! I can't understand why more people don't at the very least DVR this show.

To read more and watch the full eppy, click on "Recraps Away" down below.



Chuck: Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer
Season 2, Episode 5



Writing for this show must be a geeks dream. So many references about video games, computers, and technology in general it's sometimes hard to pick up on every last one of them! I've never been more excited and embarrassed for myself to the the history of "kill screens" in old arcade games, haha.

Outside of all of that, this episode was great. Poor Chuck - trying to juggle his real, actual life with his real, spy-tastic life. I just love that he tries to help all he can with missions but they always seem to severely cramp in on his real life. Hanging out with "Nerd Herd, creepy, serial killer" Jeff? Yikes. And not to mention how worried his sister has become over his complete lack of ambition (which was quickly rectified by at the episode's end). It just continues to beg the question... will Chuck ever become a real spy? And, does he really even want that, or is it just to stay close to Sarah?

Also, did anyone else notice the little bit of tension between Casey and Sarah? It was kind of weird. They normally work so well together. Like exceptionally well. Except in this episode, when Sarah had the opportunity to stop the satellite from launching it's missle without endangering lives by relying on Chuck, Casey called her choice into question. It almost seems like he may realize that she has a little more invested in Chuck nowadays.

The ending was pretty cute too. Even though it was a real diploma, I couldn't help but feel a little sad for Chuck. I understand that he's kind of doing something that he enjoys being a spy. Kind of. I just feel like he's trapped in this and once it's over he's going to be left with nothing that will be as exciting. Stuck at the Buy More forever.

But, hopefully he never stops being a pseudo-spy!

Celeb Rehab 2

So the other day I finally caught the premiere episode of Celebrity Rehab 2 with Dr. Drew on VH1. I was a huge fan of the first season so I was pretty excited for this one.

I understand that a lot of people think this show is invasive and done as a sort of springboard for some of these "stars" to get their career back, but after watching the entire first season, I think that's far from the truth. These people are sick, really sick. And if you're Jeff Conway, then you're close to death. I don't think anyone, scripted or reality TV, has got me rooting for him like Mr. Conway has. If you get into the show, you realize just how dire these people need help and you start cheering for them to get better, because otherwise they might not live.

It's not like some other stupid crap that VH1 has going where %98.9 of the cast is annoying and you could care less what happens to them. You really want the stars of Celeb Rehab to get better. Watching them come down from their addiction is one of the saddest looking things I've ever seen. To know that people put themselves in life or death situations because of addiction is just terrifying. This show makes me never want to do drugs.

There's a new episode on Thursday night. Unfortch, I've got other TV to watch that night but luckily VH1 plays the crap out of it's shows in reruns. If you missed the first episode, you can watch it below.

• VH1 TV Shows
• Music Videos
• Celebrity Photos
• News & Gossip

If for some reason the rest of the episode doesn't play, try going here.

Early Morning Crap

- Here's The Simpsons spoof of the Mad Men intro for this Sunday's Tree House of Horror's episode! [Video Gum]

- Catwalk Fight! The Weinstein Co's now claiming that Bravo sabotaged this last season of Project Runway because they knew Weinsteins were taking it to Lifetime. Get over yourselves. [TV Guide]

- Welp, first they did 90210 and now it looks like CW is all about a Melrose Place reboot. [Ausiello Files]

- Cloris Leachman is finally been removed from Dancing with the Stars. Which means I will now go back to not caring about the show at all. [EW]

- Even with it's good ratings, CBS still can't seem to get the ad revenue it needed. [Variety]

- Jamie Spears now has permanent conservatorship over his crazy daughter Britney. This is probably for the best. [TMZ]

- Some dude is coming back to Grey's Anatomy. I have no idea who he is because the show literally makes my brain hurt. [Watch with Kristin]

Best Night Ever

I'm a little disappointed that Best Week Ever used Frank TV in their quick recap of shows from last night. I just happened to watch most of it last nigth and it was probably the unfunniest, most audience insulting show that I have ever seen on television. TBS should be ashamed that they have allowed for such garbage.

Oh well, you gotta get something on.

Best Night Ever: 10-28-08 @ Yahoo! Video

Another Pumpkin

Okay, so I've been going a little pumpkin crazy the last week or so. For some reason I just really enjoy carving them with my favorite things in mind. I guess it's sort of therapeutic? That sounds so incredibly lame, I'm ashamed I mentioned it.

Anyway, this jack-o-lantern is based off of one of my favorite characters in the world of video games. She's also one of the more famous. This rendition of her is from her Paper Mario series appearances.

Here is my Princess Peach in pumpkin form.



Yeah, I'm a huge nerd. So what jerks! I think it's awesome. It goes perfectly with my previous two pumpkins for TGS With Tracy Jordan and Ghostbusters.

Late Lunch Indigestion

- One of the most entertaining music videos I've ever seen. The Japanese are just so clever. [Video Gum]

- Dina Lohan defends Lilo over the Ugly Betty rumors that she's a massive bitch by saying they are just a target. Riiiiight. [TV Guide]

- Cheech and Chong give an interview. Guesses on what they talk about? [EW]

- Russell Brand got the BBC in a bunch of trouble because he's a supreme pileface. [Variety]

- ABC is gonna air a new Pushing Daisies instead of the 30 minute ad the other networks are paid for by the Obama camp. Thank God I can watch real TV then. [Zap2It]

- Could the bad economy be the reason some unlikely renewed shows (Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) are getting picked up for another season? [THR]

- Also, you can catch the full episode of Best Week Ever if you didn't catch it this weekend! [BWE]

FREE TACO TODAY!

This really has nothing to do with television, other than the fact that the World Series is televised, but everyone should remember to head down to their local Taco Bell from 2pm to 6pm for a free crunchy taco today.

Why you ask? Apparently someone stole a base the other day and Taco Hell is running a promo event that if that very act happened, everyone in America gets a free taco! So you better take advantage of getting a free piece of cardboard stuffed with grade D meat!


I don't care what they're made of. They're delicious. Don't judge.

Sex With Kathy Lee on The Today Show

Yep, you read that correctly. It's also as terrifying as it sounds.

Earlier this morning, while eating my bowl of Boo Berry cereal, I hear some hysterical laughing coming from the living room. My mother (who watches The Today show every morning. All of it. Including the 4th hour with Hoda Kotb and Kathy Lee even though she absolutely despises Miss Gifford) is laughing uncontrollably at the television. Aparently, they thought it would be a great idea to bring on four guys to talk about sex with Hoda and Kathy. The thought of that made me almost drop my bowl of delicious blue milk.

Well, I was pleasantly surprised to see Chuck Nice from Best Week Ever on the guy panel! I was terrified to see some creeper with a guitar that was obviously making everyone, Hoda, KathGiff, and the panel of dudes, pretty uncomfortable.

I found the segment and rewatched it from teh beginning and boy is that guy WEIRD. Does anyone know who he is and why anyone thought it might have been a good idea for him to be on there?

P.S. - Best part of the segment was when creeper said it's not every day that you hear Kathy Lee say "orgasm" and Hoda responds with "Oh yes you do." ZING!

Cloris Does Hip Hop

Last night on Dancing with the Stars, the fame mongers had to perform their first group dance routine. (Un)Fortunately for all of us, the theme was old school hip hop.

It's basically exactly what you'd expect. Everyone under the age of 40 did the best that someone under the age of 40 would do. Those over 40 looked like they were trying to escape an invisible swarm of bees. Susan Lucci even attempted to do a booty drop. I don't think it ever came back up is the problem.

Also, I don't think Cloris Leachman even danced. She came out at the very beginning and then stood up on a platform in the back and swayed back and forth like she was in a retirement home. Granted, I hope she wins the damn thing just to piss everyone off. That would make my day.

Early Morning Crap

- Amy Sedaris brings a felt vagina onto Cheslea Handler's show. Hilarity ensues. [Video Gum]

- You can now make the inevitable pun about the Ex List seeing as it finally got cancelled. [Ausiello Files]

- Cripes. America and the producers of The View really need to take a chill pill. Elisabeth Hasselbeck wore a shirt for McCain. Who gives a crap. [TV Guide]

- Our attention spans get even shorter with the introduction of minisodes! You can watch a bunch of old... [Edub TV]

- Here's like nine gazillion rumors and spoilers - everything from rumors of Serena and Blair going lesbo, to the Observer coming back on Fringe. Spoilers abound. [Watch with Kristin]

- Julianne Hough will undergo surgery for Endometriosis and will hopefully be back on DwtS in no time. [Zap2It]

Best Night Ever

Is the World Series over yet? It's taking up valuable viewers for some of the better shows on television. Ridic. Anyway, if you were caught up in that whole sports hoopla last night, luckily Best Week Ever saves the day as usual with the best parts of last night's television. Enjoy suckas!

Best Night Ever: 10-26-08 @ Yahoo! Video

Heroes: Eris Quod Sum

The pieces (or rather people) are all falling into place. The sides are stacking up against one another and one of them is left with their most powerful player completely powerless. Yikes. Plus, one of the things I had been hoping for since midway through last season finally, FINALLY happened - though it looks like it was a one episode thing. It was short and sweet and I'm glad I got to see it.

Which side is the bad side? Primatech or Pinehearst? Angela or Arthur?

The war is coming. Who's side are you on?

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Hereos: Eris Quod Sum
Season 3, Episode 7



Welp, it took a while, but some things on Hereos that were bugging the crap out of me, finally got resolved. Well, I take that back, they weren't resolved so much as the situations changed so that what was bothering me no longer is.

For example, Mohinder is done being a total creeper in his "lair." Granted, he's now working for Pinehearst who might be trying to bring down the entire world, but at least he seems a little more in control of his beastly behavior.

On that note, Nathan and Tracy are free from his clutches and even though they sat in his lab the entire episode, it was kind of fun seeing fire and ice square each other up once HRG and his partner finally arrived. Meredith and Tracy. Hmm, I wonder who would win?

Also dealing indirectly with Mohinder, is anyone else a little bummed that Maya is free of her power now? Not just that Arthur Petrelli has it (I mean, that's always bad news), but that she had actually grown on me and could have been an awesome ally? I really hope she gets her power back. I always wanted to see her fight with it. Revenge on Sylar maybe?

The one thing that I wanted to have happen ever since the two first "faced-off" last season FINALLY happened last night. Claire and Elle teamed up! Heck, Elle was finally back in an episode! They make the best duo ever! I feel really bad for Elle, she's got no one in this world now that daddy's dead, the only thing she ever really knew was The Company, and now she's losing control of her abilities. I was hoping that towards the end of the episode, we'd see her unleash herself, but it looks like she's gonna get rid of her power. It made me think of the scene in X-Men 3 when Rogue goes to get rid of her power. I just hope that she ends up helping whichever team turns out to be the good guys.

Now, some of the other things that have ended up leaving me with more questions...

Why is everyone going on vision quests this season? It's funny that it happened to two of the characters that mess things up the most. I'm just hoping that if this "cures" them from making stupid mistakes, that Peter gets over to Africa as soon as he gets his powers back. I am curious to see what Hiro actually sees though.

What is going to happen to Matt Parkman? He's just a lonely dolt who wants to be a good guy and meet a great wife. I have a feeling that Daphne is gonna betray him all the way to the end, but then ends up sacrificing herself to save him because she feels awful for what she's done. Then she'll probably die because there are too many people right now. I will say that Parkman's little stunt against Knox was pretty cool! I'm glad he's finally doing something with his ability instead of just reading minds.

And finally, which side is really bad? They keep saying that Mr. Petrelli is the worst villain of them all, but I feel like that's just a ploy and that they're going to reveal that Angela has been the baddy the whole time. I don't really want that to be true, because that would mean that Angela probably dies at the end of villains and she's my favorite character.

I hope that Arthur is really the evil super villain because he's basically exacly what Sylar could be one day. (Eris Quod Sum: I am what you become?) If he really is, I'm glad that Sylar is on the bad side again. I knew it wasn't too long before someone got to him. He's one of the easily manipulated people. My gosh, you throw in an "I love you" or a "no, he/she is the one manipulating you" and you've got him.

I didn't think of this until just now, maybe he's not working on their side. Maybe this was all part of the plan. Working from the inside out. That would explain why the saved Peter after he threw him out the window. Hmm. Always with the questions.

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I think that last night's episode was definitely in the right direction. A lot of people have been complaining about how they aren't enjoying this season all that much. I can see some of their complaints, but I think this season had been greatly enjoyable. Maybe I'm just a sucker for people with superhuman powers, I dunno. But I do feel that last night's eppy helped. There's clues out there for what's going to happen next. I hope everyone is excited about it as I am!

Gossip Girl: Pret-a-Poor-J

Oh my, oh my! Jenny Humphrey be gettin' in all sorts a trouble! Also, Chuck and Blair's little game heats up while Dan and Serena's cools way, way, way down.

It's all a little scandalous as usual, but it makes for one of my favorite episodes yet! Dang was tonight's television great!

Click on "Recraps Away" down below for the full run down!




Welp, where do I even begin? I guess I'll just run down the cast! I'll save Jenny for last...

Dan: This has been the first episode in, well, probably this entire season that Dan has done anything that made me actually like him as a character. Then, I find out that he wasn't even doing it because he's a nice guy, he was doing it because he's a total pileface. Okay Dan Humphrey, we get it. Like, we really get it. You don't like Blair or Chuck. Especially Blair, but give me a damn break. You are still so friggin' caught up on Serena that dumb shit just to try and impress her? Didn't you learn anything from the very first date you went on with her? That shit don't work.

The fact that you purposely sabotaged Blair's meeting with Chuck by putting doubts in her head was low. Low for just about anyone on that show. My favorite was when you fessed up to Serena about it and acted dumbfounded that Chuck and Blair might really be in love. Blair basically confessed that to you earlier that day?! COME ON! Would you just grow a pair and stop acting like a prissy queen.

Serena: I really don't know how you function as a person. When someone pisses you off, or wrongs you, or hurts one of your friends, you storm off angry and then the moment that person apologizes, oh hold the alarm! FRIENDS AGAIN! OMFGLOLLURZ. You need to learn to hold a grudge! Dan basically ruined your best friend's chance at having what she's wanted for the entire season so far and as long as little Miss Whiny Pants tells you he didn't know about the situation, you're fine and dandy.

I wish for once that you'd get angry at someone and stay angry at them. No more "make up time." No, just petty, immature, hatred that you keep bottled up in yourself that you don't work out with the person until it's festered inside you for so long that you just blow up.

On a side note though, nice job with Aaron. He's so much better than Dan it's like you went from dating Doug Funny to Hugh Jackman (if Mr. Jackman was all ripped and was actually an artist).

Nate: You prove time and time again that you are genuinely the best guy on the show. Chuck has his times, Dan's a lost cause, don't get me started on Bart or Rufus, and Eric is barely on the show, but my friend, you are definitely a decent guy. The whole affair with the Duchess notwithstanding (we'll just pretend that never happened. Everyone's allowed one slip up).

Anyway, all you wanted to do this week was make sure Little J was alright. Even though she was being a total bitch, you did was was best for her because you're a good guy and that's what good guys do. I know you kind of effed things up with Vanessa, but that was at a bad time in your life and you were in way over your head. Still, you never wanted to hurt her. I'm really glad you and Jenny are doing your own thing right now because I think she needs someone nice (other than her dad and obviously Dan) in her life. JUST PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE don't let the rumors of you getting her pregnant be true. I just don't know if I can take that.

Blair: Best.Girl.Ever. I just love how tragically flawed you are. You're terribly insecure so you act like a bitch. You act like a bitch to get what want. When you get what you want it doesn't really make you feel any better about yourself. The cycle repeats.

The game with Chuck was fun while it lasted now wasn't it? When Chuck brought up the two of you going to the movies, holding hands - it was weird right? Yeah, I definitely thought so. I truly do believe that you loved him, and I think that it will work - in due time. I mean, there's no two people that could run the entire city the way you two could. Perfection. I hope that from this meeting gone wrong, you decide to take out your frustrations on Dan because he deserves it. He just does. Ugh, I hate him.

Chuck: Alright, I'm not gonna lie. I'm a fan, but act is getting a little tired. We get it, you're a smooth, you're devilish, and you're Chuck Bass. Does there ever come a time when the great Chuck Bass just calms the heck down? You couldn't give in for this one special lady? Sure the chase, the game, the whatever it is you wanna call it, is thrilling and exciting, but you don't think there's even better once that parts over? I guess you would never know having never gotten that far into a relationship.

I hope that you didn't pass up a great opportunity for yourself and that sometime in the future you do revisit what could have been. It might just have been the one that changed your ways. Every choice has its consequences. Guess we'll find out what those are soon enough.

Jenny: Jenny, Jenny, Jenny. What are we going to do with you? First, I'm gonna have to ask to you to stop hanging around with Agnes. First, her name sounds like an old woman's cat. Secondly, I thought you were over that whole "rebellion" stage? Stop trying to be someone you are definitely not in order to fit in with people that are definitely not your friends. Max? He's probably the creepiest character on a television show I've ever seen. I was more uncomfortable watching him take pictures that I am when they talk about pedophiles on SVU! MOVE ON!

I will say though, I was very proud of you from walking out on Eleanor Waldorf. Yeah, the fashion world is cut throat, but there comes a time when you've been pushed too far. You have to take a look at what your doing and what it in turn is doing to you and ask yourself if it is really worth it. I completely understand why you left (minus the fact that Agnes kind of had a roll in it. STAY AWAY FROM HER!)

And finally, I'm only going to allow you to be in a relationship with Nate if you clean up your act. He really doesn't deserve to be with another crazy ass bitch. He already had to deal with Blair. Also, you're not allowed to get pregnant. I mean it. If you do, I'm gonna have some serious issues with the damn show, so get some protection.

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Next week promises to be a ridiculous episode if the previews are even half as intense as they seem. What in the heck is Jenny going to do that changes so much? I bet she's responsible for the death that's rumored to be going down. GAH! I can't wait!