I'm getting really bad about keeping up with my Friday traditions and I apologize for that.
I'm not that sorry, but whatevs. Anyway, here's last Friday's
Commercial of the Week. Luckily for me, it made waves on the internet today, so it worked out that I remembered I still needed to do one.
Last This week's CotW is
The Kush. Yes, that's right. A
dildo support for big boob cleavage. The
Kush Support allows for a woman with giant bazoombas to have a comfortable, non-back breaking sleep. I, being a dude, don't obviously have this type of issue. Unfortunately for those with bodacious tatas, I can only imagine the headaches you must have when getting ready for bed and thinking about how awful your beauty rest will be because your right milk jug is gonna be hanging over too far for your fragile womanly spine to handle. This muuuuuust be the difference between life and breast. ZING!
P.S. - if you go to their website, please tell me you're just as terrified by this image as I am.
"What's that grandma?"
If you have any suggestions or tips on a great commercial you've seen that just might be a viable contender for COMMERCIAL OF THE WEEK, send it to
matthewa@imattmypants.com!