Charm School 3: New Orleans Makes Drinking Easy

On Monday night's episode of Charm School, the final four ladies were sent to New Orleans to help out with the rebuilding process that is still going on from the devastation that Hurricane Katrina brought. So, Ricki Lake packed up her trash bags and moved them all down to Nawlins so that they could drink the city dry really make a difference in the lives of some of the victims that still are not up on their own feet yet.

Who are we kidding here? Obviously Marcia, Risky, Ashley, and Brittanya spent their first night in the city on Bourbon Street getting busy with the bottle. Well, not Marcia since she's borderline alchy and trying to stop relying on tequila to function at her normal 4th grader level. So, she just kinda hung back and eventually left early. Now, Ashley on the other hand. Bitch knows how to have a good time. It was shot after shot after beer after shot after beer after beer after shot for our lovely blond whoreshell. Obviously, the epitome of class!

After the jump, you can see just what I mean...



The rest of the episode was actually kind of... I don't really want to say heartwarming because that's totes not what I mean, but it was...er nice? The girls helped construct flower boxes for children, aided in feeding the homeless at a soup kitchen, and more. So it was pretty cool to see the girls actually applying what they've learned over the weeks to something/someone/someplace that really needed it.

Ultimately though, Brittanya got sent home because Ricki kinda felt that the pierced-face was only in it for the money. Every time I look at Brittanya's cheek piercings, I always thing that it's something that goes all the way through her mouth. Like a rod. And then I gag because I think of it in my own mouth. Sick.

So now we're left with Marcia the non-drunk, Ashley the mega-c, and Risky the one that should probably win the whole thing. Let me know who you think is gonna win it all in the comments!