Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Early Morning Crap


  • A Bunny walking like a person. Ovary explosion of the morning people. [The Uniblog]
  • Jennifer Garner is coming back to TV to produce some shows for ABC. Sadly, her swollen, moon-bounce lips won't be acting in any of them. [Ausiello Files]
  • Did anyone else see The Observer on last night's MLB All-Star game? Does FOX really take a seat away from a paying fan just to viral-y promote their own show? Wow. [theTVaddict]
  • A Biggest Loser couple ate their newborn baby and took a picture in response to a joke Conan made about them. High fives for being good sports about being fatties. [TV Squad]
  • Russel Brand will be back again this year to host the MTV Video Music Awards. Isn't the goal to get people to watch your meaningless awards show MTV? Just sayin'... [Variety]
  • Pitchmen has been renewed for a second season despite the death of Billy Mays. His son Billy Mays III there's been 3 of them! will now help develop the show. There will be lots of husky yelling. [Zap2It]
  • The Real Housewives of Orange County have a new housewife to contend with this season named Alexis Bellino who is described as a 'spicy blonde who unabashedly lives life on her terms.' So basically they got a back alley Tamara to join the girls. [TV Guide]