Thursday, July 9, 2009

Everyone Take a Deep Breath, Raven-Symoné is NOT Pregnant


You guys, you guys! Pay attention here because this is most likely something that will change the way you live your life. People is reporting that a spokesperson for Raven-Symoné has denied the non-existent rampant rumors that Raven is 'nant/givenbirth/fakeditall.
"Raven-Symoné is not pregnant nor did she give birth," her rep tells PEOPLE.

That much should be evident when the 23-year-old actress and singer-songwriter takes the stage Thursday night at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, N.J.
SIX FLAGS GREAT ADVENTURES IN JACKSON, NJ?! Lawdy! I'm so happy that Raven doesn't have to worry about being "with child" while she's jamming out at the prestigious amusement park arena to 17 hundreds of confused screaming fans! I mean srsly, Raven's got a lot going on for herself right now! Her new, self-titled album is in Wal*Mart bargain bins store shelves now and she can't have a baby dragging her down!

But in all seriousness, didn't Six Flags file for bankruptcy? How could they possibly afford to pay the food stamps tremendous fees that are definitely required for her to even show up!? I truly hope that Raven can recover from these obvious publicity stunts mean spirited and cutting rumors because I'll definitely be forgetting I wrote this first in line for her undoubtedly mediocre SPECTACULAR performance at Six Flags.