^ Jason Bateman is seriously my favorite actor of all time. BOOZE AND BLOW?! I would have never known. [PopCrunch]
- Clooney vs. Murray in a gesture-off. You choose the winner. [BWE]
- It seems like Nancy Pelosi isn't quite as batsh*t crazy as I would have originally thought. Though, I don't think I'd mess with Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, so... [PopEater]
- Sea Lions are becoming trashy, cheap whores. Welp, it was only a matter of time before the animal kingdom caught on to the oldest profession out there. [Gakwer]
- 10 really ugly Urban Outfitter tshirts. Picking only 10 must have been tough. ZING! Get it? All Urban Outfitters clothes are hid.e.us. [Pophangover]
- Gweneth Paltrow and her bowels should be a topic of conversation
- What in the incestuous hell is going on?! Morgan Freeman is gonna marry his step-granddaughter?!?! Nast. [dlisted]
