First off, This is the Best Burrito is totally something my sister would have made when we were younger. Secondly, I think Tardy for the Party now has some strong competition for my favorite song to listen to while pooping I've gotta get my groove on while getting my fecal out. Thirdly, the bitch at the end with the pizza makes me a bit stabby. Seriously, I hate that friend. HATE. Why is there always some deadbeat friend that never wants to eat what everyone else is.
Friend-trip to White Castle after a long night of guzzling as much alcohol as you can from an open bar? Sweet! Until some jerk in the car says s/he wants to go to Wendy's for some nugs. NO. It's not time for nugs. It's time to buy a crave case and shovel hamburger hamburger hamburger into your gullet until you puke black. It only happened once...
[via buzzfeed]
