Yes. I'm flying back to Ohio right now to do this to my dog. On a plane typing this. And by "a plane" I mean "my bed" and by "on" I mean "lying in." [EIT]
30 Rock bombed big on it's German premiere. Obviously, there's just not enough drunk-face, shirtless, sloppy-cheeseburger mauling on the show. [Zap2It]
Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin will be hosting The Oscars this year which means my interest has exploded 10 fold. It also probably means absolutely no one will watch. [Variety]
Gossip Girl has a threesome episode coming up and now the Parents Television Council is up in arms about it. I'm not entirely sure why since last I heard it was just Chuck Bass making out with two mirrors. [EW]
Kristie Alley is getting her own reality show on A&E chronicling her attempts to lose weight. I surprisingly have a totally legitimate preview of it. [TV Squad]
Guess who went home on Fighting for Relevance last night? It's like choosing a gym soccer team with only fat kids and girls with leg braces this season. [TV Fanatic]
