Kim Zolciak Makes Life Better

Last night was the second and thankfully final hour of The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special and it was basically what these unnecessary second hours have become. Why Bravo insists on making this two hours when most of the time aired is just Andy Cohen trying to suck the remaining dignity out of these tragic shells of Southern-Belles of alcohols past so that he can replenish his life source in order to stay on Bravo for a few more weeks.

Luckily, Kim Zolciak is basically an ever flowing fountain of leaky dignity waiting to be discovered by the conquistadors of Bravo's executive of programming. She put on her shiniest piece, stuffed herself into her strongest spanx, and strutted out on stage in front of all of her best friendemons to perform her amazing hit single and the official jam of fall 2009, Tardy for the Party.

Let me prep you before you watch this... angels descended from heaven and created this performance with their bare golden angel hands tentacles? and made sure the internet was blessed with wonderful for at least another weekend. Enjoy!