Okay so yeah, granted this little bitch deserved it for sending that horse some mad shade, but let's be honest here, horses can f-bomb a person up - and that's precisely why I stay away from those monsters.
I think it has to do with the fact that horses are so much bigger than I am, which makes me feel like I can't trust them. Why would I trust anything that's bigger than me? Substansh bigger. I'm not talking like Robert Wadlow bigger, that I can handle. Plus you can totes tell he was a pimp. I'm talking about eyeball-as-big-as-my-mouth-bigger. One swift kick to the face and I could be all fugged up. Or, maybe the horse just isn't feeling it and the next thing you know the beast Michelle Tanners me. Or, like in the video, it just gets pissy and chomps on my hair and gives me a toss. Not having it. I have a friend who had a horse bite his ear. They can't be trusted.
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