Bad Mother

I wonder if this is what it was like growing up in the Lohan house. Except replace the stroller with marijuana and the train with cocaine.

Everyone Pack Up There Stuff, We're Moving to Orlando

Burger King opened the United States' first ever Whopper Bar in Universal CityWalk in Orlando back in March, but I'm just hearing about this now, so it's news to me. This thing looks like my fast-food dreams come true. Hopefully it's got someone dressed up as The King going around and passing out wetnaps and more helpings of onion rings.

The Whopper Bar only serves Whoppers in original and primo variety as well as a make-your-own sort of variety and it comes with basically anything that BK has ever had on a Whopper in the past at your disposal. That Bourbon Whopper is making me seriously contemplate how many days of work I'd have to miss to skip on down to Orlando and enjoy myself God's sandwich.

Anyone else down??


thanks Brendan

Lady GaGa Sang Sh*t on SNL *UPDATED*

No, Lady GaGa didn't sing like shit on Saturday Night Live, though her performance of Paparazzi was weird as hell. She did sing the word "shit" though live on air during her performance.

It's kinda weird because as far as I know, all live TV is on at least a 5 second delay and I'm just curious if anyone over at NBC is even attempting to press the bleep button. Is it that hard to listen for bad words? I mean come on!

After the jump, check out G's weird ass gyroscope/planet Saturn outfit she wore for her second performance. Bitch is crazy.

My Life Dream

My dreams of reenacting the scene from Aliens right at the end where the Alien Queen reveals that she'd been on their escape ship the whole time by ripping Bishop in two only to have Ripley played by Sigourney Weaver in her most iconic roll, battle the monstrous beast in a full power loader suit complete with rotating claws, welding flame, and automated legs.



Seriously, they're planning on commercializing this thing by 2015 - at which I will be the first in line for. "Get away from her you bitch."