Monday, February 1, 2010

Early Morning Crap


  • Birds playing a guitar. Because they aren't annoying enough as it is, let's amp them up. Imagine the streets of New York if this ever happened. Just imagine. [BuzzFeed]
  • Goat Teeth Cutrone has a new show premiering tonight on BRAVO and promises to be filled with lots of yelling and chewed up tin cans. [TV Guide]
  • Avatar was number one at the box office again this weekend for the seventh weekend in a row. There's not even a joke to tell about this anymore. [Zap2It]
  • SyFy is planning on updating a bunch of classic fairytales with modern twists. First up is the reimagining of Beauty and the Beast - now titled, Beast: Rape of the Virgin [THR]
  • Prince Harry got his groove back at a Haiti relief benefit over the weekend proving once and for all that despite Gingers not having souls, they've got a modicum of rhythm. [People]
  • Rush Limbaugh, not one to be outstaged by anyone, also danced this weekend. Unfortunately, his was more 'seizure/stroke' than dancing. [Vulture]
  • Britney Spears, being ever so demure, wore her grandmother's funeral doilies to the Grammys last night. [PopEater]