- Jimmy Fallon seriously has the best job in the world. [NBC]
- Oprah is finally gonna take the vibrator/camera combo outta her puss and gift the world with another show about herself. [Zap2It]
- Dear MacKenzie Phillips, I know that your childhood was pretty much that of a baby raised by a back alley dumpster, but you don't have to be ashamed of liking your incesty love making. Best wishes, Edgar Allan Poe. [TV Guide]
- FOX might want Conan if Conan can make FOX money which is an obvious concern. NBC responded by remaining 4th in the ratings. [Vulture]
- Heidi Montag was surprised her mother thought she looked like a "circus freak" when she first revealed her melted Good Guy doll face. I'm surprised her mother didn't burst into flames. [People]
- The Large Hadron Collider is set to go full blast in 2013, meaning if the world doesn't end in 2012, then damnit, Switzerland will make sure they take care of it. [Endgadget]
