Then facebook got popular with your mother and weirdly, your grandmother and her bridge cronies and then bosses started figuring out they could spy on their employees sultry and booze fueled personal lives which randomly led to a friend of a friend of a friend who works with a dude at a big company can't remember which one who has a friend in HR that got fired because of the pictures she posted on f'book from her weekend adventures as a mega d-esser.
Then this trollop happened.
So, lessons learned right? If you didn't want to be fired from your ULTRA CORPORATE JR. FINANCE ASSISTANT CAREER promoted or you were ever even thinking about running for Miss Nevada, then you left the slut pictures off your profile. Nothing else to fear!
UNLESS... you are 39-year-old Christopher Crego of Terre Haute, IN. You see, Mr. Crego had been on the DL since the fall after he failed to show up for a sentencing hearing after he pleaded guilty to assault. So, wanting to brag to all the ladies he met at 50 cent boneless wing Thursdays at the local Buffalo Wild Wings the night before, he update his profile to include his pimp job at a tattoo parlor.
Welp, the police in Lockport, NY happened upon his profile why were they on facebook and sent the information along to the US Marshals, who promptly made an arrest. To show their appreciation for helping them with the arrest, the Lockport PD left Crego a fb message!
Lockport police posted a thank-you note on Crego's Facebook page saying: "It was due to your diligence in keeping us informed that now you are under arrest."Friend request ACCEPTED!
Thanks Meg!
via LA Times

