Tuesday, March 9, 2010

YOU SMART THINKER, YOU: 6 Ladies Hospitalized After Bathroom Caulk Butt Injections

Who wants to go with me to a shady hotel in Newark, NJ it's totes close friendships so that we can get butt implants by having petroleum jelly and industrial grade caulk injected into our asses? It's a win/win! Win #1 = horrible deep tissue infections and win #2 = agonizingly painful anal abscesses*.

Welp, if at first you thought 'what a great idea' then you are probably one of the six women that were hospitalized for this exact procedure.

Since we all know that big behinds are the new skinny, it's only natural that someone would find a way to make a liposuction version of it. And where there's legitimate, expensive versions of something, there's always cheep, usually dangerous versions that even the most desperate can have! Capitalism!!
After botched efforts to plump their rear ends like naturally well-endowed celebs such as Kim Kardashian, the victim's derrieres resembled "moonscapes" filled with lumps and craters, said a hospital source.
Well Kim Kardashian? What do you have to say for yourself? This would be all your fault.

[via foxnews]


*my roommate who's a Physicians Assistant says that draining an abscess produces the most foul smell to ever curl a nose hair.