Underage Drinking will prevent you from having all of the most important things in life. Like pizza, pizza, pizza, dogs, pizza, Van Helsing, pizza, dogs, Lord of the Rings, dogs, tv, soda-cola, pizza, pizza, pizza, and pizza. I don't know what that cap is for though... [BuzzFeed]
- Paul the Octopus is pretty much the hottest ticket in town right now. It's only a matter of time before his reputation is tarnished with a drug scandal or allegations that he abuses his girlfriend. [dlisted]
- AT&T U-Verse subscriber? Mad Men fan? Welp, then you best be getting your torches and pitchforks ready because you might end up missing the season four premiere on July 25th. [TV Guide]
- Ben Affleck was given the nickname "Mr. Boston" by his costar in The Town. She is an idiot. There is only one, true "Mr. Boston." [People]
- Roman Polanski will not be extradited by Switzerland at the request of the Unites States which is landmark victory for child rapists everywhere. Way to go Switzerland! Way to go! [MSNBC]
- Samantha Ronson, a knight in shining armor comes to the rescue of a poor trampsel in distress. What a strapping young man she's grown to become. [Evil Beet Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie loves speaking Russian. That right there allows Us to write up 5 paragraphs worth of nothing and post it as a story. [Us Magazine]
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