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Now this is the hard-hitting journalism I've been waiting for when it comes to the Lindsay Lohan jail time saga!  Those Lesbian Prison Gangs are probably chomping at the clit while they count down the days until the Lilo is sent to the slammer.

To really drive home their point of Lesbian Gangs, FOX NEWS spoke with Tamara Haley, who "is doing time for heroin possession and prostitution." A few choice quotes:

On what Lesbian Gangs might do to Lindsay:
She said Monday: "Everyone will want a piece of her. It will make them famous if they hurt Lindsay Lohan.

"Or if you get her to cry, the whole ward will laugh and people will love it -- even the guards."

On how to avoid the Lesbian Gangs:
She said: "The gay inmates wear their shirts inside out to let others know they are available.

"So if Lindsay doesn't want someone to grab her ass she'd better keep her shirt on straight.
"Women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. It's disgusting."

On hygiene:
"There's an infection going around now. You can barely sleep at night from all the coughing. And there are girls with body lice."

And whoever wrote this article, specifically this line:"Lohan has been sentenced to 90 days' jail for breaking her probation for a 2007 drunken-driving offense" - must have been looking at this picture the whole time.  Definitely click on over to FOX NEWS' site and watch the video that isn't embeddable - yay 2010 of the Courtney Friel working hard for her Pulitzer nomination.

P.S. - I wonder if SamRo is willing to defend her over this.

Thanks Dan


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