MY HOME STATE PRESENTS: The Lady Who Pretended to be a Boy to Sleep with a 13 Year Old Girl

Friendships... this classy broad!  Patricia Dye, who is by birth, a 31-year old woman, physically pretended to be a 14-year old boy in order to get in the pants of a 16-year old girl.  Go spend another dollar at your work's vending machine to grab another 100-calorie snack pack of Oreo crisps, because you're gonna need something to wash or warsh as my mother says the gross out of your mouth.

Ooooof course the two met on the internet, which is about as shocking as those plasma lamps you always wanted but your parents would never buy you.  Something actually shocking?  The fact that that the 16-year old victim had NO IDEA that Patty D was a lady in boy-skin clothing.  Even more shocking?  The victim's mother ALSO fell for the dick-trick.

Local news story in video form after the jump!





My favorite part of the story - outside of the detective dude back handed complimenting Patty D's little boy features "she didn't have to do much."  zing!! - was when they told the victim about her "boyfriend's" true identity.  Obviously... "the victim was very upset..." and "...didn't like the idea of that person taking advantage of her."  BUT SHE WAS OKAY WITH a 14-year old boy taking advantage of her!?  AGEIST! 


[via Tabloid Prodigy]

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