Wednesday, July 14, 2010

TEN(!) Videos of Child Pole Dancers

Friendships, did you read the story about the 15-year-old girl that was busted stripping at a strip club... for the second time the first being last year when she was only 14?  It's basically worst in every way.
An underage girl found dancing at a strip bar earlier this year was caught dancing at another topless club on the same day the first establishment was padlocked, police said Tuesday.
Officers went to Club Onyx in Detroit on Monday night after getting a tip that an underage girl was dancing, police spokesman John Roach said. The 15-year-old they found was the same girl who at age 14 was performing at All Stars Lounge in April, he said.
Police arrested a manager at Club Onyx, Roach said. Roach said the club could be shuttered and the manager could be charged with child sexually abusive activity.
Obviously, the first question that comes to mind is, was she any good? where are this girl's parent(s)?  The report does say that the girl's home life isn't the most desirable and that she seems pretty troubled - A friend of the teenager's family described the girl as "disrespectful of her mother," the Detroit News reported.

And I'm sure some people will read this and point to some of the poorer influences that there are out there for little girls these days, but I'm not even going to go there.  Act like a parent.  If you don't want your kids to watch Miley Cyrus strip around a bird cage and simulate sex with her father, then don't have children.  Simple.as.that.

But that got me thinking.  Certainly, most parents don't want their children to grow up to be strippers.  But, somewhere in this post-Little Mermaid-boners world, there had to be some parents out there that would be proud of their child working the pole for all it's worth, makin' it rain, and all that other stripper talk.

Unfortunately, youtube was very kind to me in that respect.  Granted, I'm pretty sure that the FBI and Chris Hansen are probably waiting for me when I get home after work today from youtubing and googling these videos.  And even if they're not, no amount of skin-meltingly hot showering will rinse me of the disgust I feel.  Whatevs though, someone had to do it eventually no they didn't

So, I now present to you, 10 Videos of Small Children Dancing on a Stripper Pole.  Get your Purell, blowtorches, and bleach baths ready.  It's gonna be a dirty ride.




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1. (this one's the best/worst)


P.S. - I think the most disturbing part of all of this isn't the children actually mimicking and being super good at stripping, it's how into it half their parents seem to be while they video tape this.  How many of these can you hear the parent/legal guardian/pedophile encouraging it in these clips!?  Miley might be slutty, but these parents are fail.


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