Friendships. This will be the auction to end all
New Jersey Housewives that are currently filing for bankruptcy auctions! And
everything must go. Now, I'm no bankruptcy expert
because I'm very good at managing the 73 cents that sits in the cupholder of my car so I don't really know much about the process of having all your possessions sold off in a fire sale. But, I can definitely assume it's going to be exactly like how I picture every auction in my mind - a portly gentleman in suspenders and a straw hat, sweating, as he rapidly spouts off auction items and bidding prices while the audience, all dressed in their Sunday best hold up signs on popsicle sticks to bid. It will also take place outside. There's a gazebo somewhere.
Anyway, you can check out the entire list of auction items
here - all THIRTEEN PAGES of them. Or you can check out some of my choice favies after the break.
- Child’s Wooden Table and Chair Set, Probably Maple
- Composition Cherub Pedestals
- Lot of Exercise Equipment (2 Rowing Machines, Exercycle, a Few Free Weights)
- Upholstered Single Cushion Loveseat in Leopard Pattern Fabric with Brass Tack Ornamentation, Wood Legs
- Composition Faux Marble Chess Set (ed. note: I'm sure this was a family favorite)
- Dell Optiplex GX520 Computer (Not Connected) <---HA!
- Ladies 14 Kt. Yellow Gold Wedding Band, ~5.0 dwt
- Men’s 14 Kt. White Gold Wedding Band, ~8.0 dwt.
- Assorted Coolers
- Push-‐Cart International Mini Table-‐Top Hot Dog Cart (ed. note: WANT)
- Billy Goat Quiet Blow 8.0 H.P. Blower
- Lot of Tarps (creepy)
And that doesn't even begin to cover the LIMITLESS things they had in their possession that had the words
faux or
prisms in their descriptions. It's definitely a good read. Though it gets a tiny bit depressing when you see all the stuff from their girls' rooms that they're selling. Wah wah.
She's totally not bankrupt you guys. She sooo told
Danielle. Zing on all of us.
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